Very important rule on a first date:

DO NOT ADMIT THAT YOU DATED YOUR COUSIN ONCE.

At least he paid for dinner. Ugh.

This is a first, ice breaking email:

lov e  u love u./
hi hot guy are ulooking for a stable relationship I GETT NO SEX NO LOVE LOTS FUCK HOUSE IN MAINENot sure WAY? ONE MAN AGE 18 TO 30 CAN HAve 11 fuck frineds sad HOWS YOUR LUCK JUICY CUTE GUY HOWS YOUR DAY LONEY HERE How are you doing? wish i had you here.showing u loveu are juicy cute ....i ( Read more... )

So, in a finalization state of a long-planned self improvement program, I've begun to take and use a calendar. The reasoning behind this is that I am, at my heart, a productive little sock monkey. This has become most prevalent at work, where once I started putting my nose to the grindstone, I rapidly succeeded and moved upward ( Read more... )

So a few things. Starting with some reposts (I've been reading old entries and I fucking feel like it):

To the friends who stayed until I hurt them, or forced them to leave,
I am truly, deeply sorry, and I wish you the best.

To the friends who were friends only when it was convenient,
I hope you will always find convenience where you need it.

To the ( Read more... )

Long story short - ex boyfriend jerked me around, hurt me a lot over the last few months, is a member of an IRC channel I use. He's also an attention whore and is trying to feel popular and make me feel bad lately.

Arof24 is my ex.
Jaymike is, well. me.

It's bedtime for me, boys, try not to miss me too much.
* Jaymike grins wickedly.
night, Jay ( Read more... )

"holly fuckkkkkk u hott juicy cute.,,,,,,, lick your sweet sweaty feet giv u 8 bjs deep rim jobs lots sex
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I'm not sure if it's a new high or a new low.

Getting a good workout while exercising to the song "My Pussy."

Youtube that shit.

Long weird day ( Read more... )

Holy shit, I live ( Read more... )

New updates ( Read more... )