NEW YORK, THE CI--

(ooc, the following words are a bit smushed together, as she can't see.)

Thatbus just ranoverm y glasses.

Drip drip drop. All this sunshine is making me depressed.

Sunshine of this magnitude cannot be normal.

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU LIKE LAVA.

AND THEN COMMENT TO ME.

I will say a word. You shall associate it. Call it a study.

FOOL.

Secondarily, perhaps thanks to certain nuptials, I have made it through my day unscathed. 1 hour 1 minute and the world (EST) is safe.

GOOD AFTERNOON, JAPAN.

(tea partians)
TEACUPS. PLEASE RIDE THEM.

Googling myself has become productive. I-

ANDY SAMBERG.

HE SAID HELLO TO ME. HE SAID MY NAME.

9.8 minutes later

HE SAT HE TALKED HE SAT HE TALKED.

NO PETS.

HAPPY 10TH, VIAGRA.

Pets.

Pros. Cons. Discuss.

Secondarily, what is the next major holiday?

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