MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SARCASTIC FUCKS.

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My sister is gone, along with her presents.

HEY FUCKERS!!!! its Mandu here to regulate. I just got a new job and to my surprise and what will be all of yalls its private stripping in the parkinglot of the mall of american. the weather here makes my nipples hard to perfection. So I want you fags on my list to know that I'm falling inlove with a new piece of meat. His name is Dan! ;D I' ( Read more... )

I got flipped off three times today, all by older men, faggots. One was at the first stop light I hit to get on I94, the dumbass wouldn't move on a green arrow so I blarred my horn, like two minutes later he flipped me off so I blarred my horn again and flipped him off. The second time was when I was on I94 and this retard was going 55 in a 55 but ( Read more... )

Our heat is fucked, I blame my mom. When she lived here we always had this battle where I would turn it on and she would turn it off then my stepdad would turn it on and my mom would turn it off. I think she was retarded for a year. Anyhow, now we have no heat upstairs so my sister and Travis slept downstairs. He snored the whole fucking night and ( Read more... )

If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.

HI LJ FRIENDS! I love you.

My sister is now up for grabs, plz take her. >:|

Hey bitches, I got my text messaging working. Although every text message I've ever gotten was gone when I got it back, the only reason I got it fixed was so I could read the messages I had and then tell them I'm switching to verizon.
I need a sitter at 2:15pm. Fuck. :(

So UMMMMM, my step mother or whatever she is now, step widowed mother whore? I don't know. She's planning on dropping Em here, tomorrow. She called to give me the heads up. I haven't seen Em since our dad died, I am so incredibly freaked out about her coming and so fucking pissed off that the dumbass is dropping her off and doesn't know when she's ( Read more... )