today i needed chapstick so bad i was about to combust.
no, im not trying to be funny. napoleons pissing me off. everyones seen it.
but you have no idea how horrible my lips were hurting me.

mmkay i deleted my extra part of the story. sucks for you kids who didnt get to read it. toobad.
this is the devil.

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we got a new toaster i noticed.

and its for bagels.
yes i do however realize that you can toast bagels in NORMAL stupid toasters.
but mine is special. for bagels. PLUS TOAST. but mainly for bagels.

so shut up.

im editing now.
today is saturday.
my toaster makes nice bagels.

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( GIMME DAT WALLET AND HUSH YO MOUF )

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hey hey hey i saw fat albert like two days ago.

then when i came home from chelseas..i found myself bored with nothing to do.                                                                                           paige has family down. chelsea is in tampa. alyssa is in texas. wow. no one to hang out with.  so then i made the greatest things in ( Read more... )

GRANDMA JUST CALLED AND SAID YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO HOME ( Read more... )

publix macaroni salad has the grossest after-taste.

!!!!!!!

napoleon dynamite comes out tomorrow ( Read more... )