Woman is away and Girl and Boy have only just returned from wherever they have been and I am a mess. I don't like it one bit. The sink is overflowing and the living room floor is a bigbig mess.

I hope they tidy me up soon :(

I am upset because people keep saying that I am not nice and worrying that my appearance will upset their friends. I always thought I was a rather nice house. I certainly thought I had a great deal of warm-fuzziness that has nothing to do with boy setting fire to things. Maybe I don't anymore :o(

a man came round yesterday afternoon and didn't go until this morning.

There were some funny noises. I seem to recall hearing some of them before but not for a long time. I cannot work out what they might be

The house is very quiet, boy and girl seem to have been gona all night. Old one is still here though.

The sun is out and my walls seem to be feeling better as do my joints, I don't think I can have been very well put together to get this much pain when the weather is wet.

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fire is wonderful. boy likes fire. ilike fire. fire fire fire.

I wish girl would train her animal, it has a tray in which it is supposed to leave its large deposits; why then does it need to stick its arse over the edge of the tray and leave its smelly mess on my floor. The big one saw and cleared it up but the white and black animal should know better.

you know I find all this late night stuff very disturbing, just when I think boy girl and woman have gone to sleep one of them gets up and flushes my toilet. Then the cats start crawling up and down my stairs. Some nights it gets very bad and the people who live in my friend next door come home late and use their car horns tight next to my drain ( Read more... )

Yesterday my rent payer came back from holiday. It was most funny to feel the children scurrying around trying to make everything look tidy. My front lawn was mown in the almost dark because the boy forgot he was supposed to do it untill 8:30pm. My kitchen floor was washed which tickled and my living room was tidied and hoovered. I had a ( Read more... )

the biggest of the people who live in me came back from holiday last night now I am a mess, I wish they would clean me up