shoes
Sabrina and I have written you a story. It has pictures for your enjoyment, because we like things that are illustrated.
Shoes
Rating: Q | Penguin/Brooke w/ Jack Sparrow/Coat w/ Chad/PIGGY (that is underage, oh noes!!)
So, Jared's looking for these shoes, right? But Mike's eaten them which leaves Tom dyslexic and blind, which is like a double entendre because he can't see anyway but if he could, it would be all wrong and Mike finds that comical.
Anyway, Jared's looking for his nice shoes because he has to look snazzy for his big chaperone job at Piggy's prom (Piggy is a vivid part of your imagination and doesn't really exist, just so we get this out of the way). Jensen is hiding in Jared's closet. Yeah. Creepy, eh? Anyway, Piggy is Chad's date. And oh noes, she is underage! But what else could be expected out of Chad?
As Jared leaves his house, he hears Jensen screaming to be let out since he has managed to lock himself in the closet. Jared flounces off because he has found a new pair of shoes and he is happier than a clown on crack. He also forgot his dress, but he likes running free.
So, Jared meets up with Chad in his bitchin' car and Piggy is already taking up the front seat. Mike is strapped to the back and chewing on Jared's good shoes. Jared wishes he had his pointy heels so he could be pyscho and stab Mike's eye out. Chad thinks he can speak Japanese and he thinks Jared can understand it. So he's talking Japanese and Jared isn't paying attention because he just remembered he wasn't wearing clothes.
When they get to the prom, Jared runs into Jack Sparrow. He's making out with a coat. Jared thinks it's sweet. Jared takes his chaperoning stance and people stare at his nakedness, but he doesn't care. He wants to stand up for what he believes in and anyone who doesn't like it, well, they are no friend of Jared's.
"Jared, I have to meet Piggy's dad. Do you want to come with me so I don't make an ass of myself?" Chad asks sometime later.
"Too late," Jared answers, but goes with him anyway.
Chad walks over to Piggy's dad, who hits him upside the head with only what Jared could precieve as a pimp cane.
"Hey you molesting man whore," said Sugar Daddy.
Chad began to cry. Jared found it comical and laughed. Then, Wilson came in, glared at Sugar Daddy and said, "You sonofabitch, you owe me for last night." He then has a glaring contest and Sugar Daddy wins because, well, he's Sugar Daddy.
Then, Chase walks out with nothing but his socks on his ears and him and Jared sex because they are naked. Cameron comes in and starts yelling about dying patients and world epidemics and Sugar Daddy running over puppies, but no cares, because it's Cameron. And no one likes Cameron.
Chad was still crying and Jared and Chase were still sexing and Sugar Daddy was oggling himself in the mirror and Piggy had run off with the DJ, Wilson is counting his whore money and people danced over the sexing men. Cameron went somewhere because no one likes her. Oh, right, Mike is still here. So, Mike comes in, spikes the punch with Tequila and Gin and runs away, cackling insanely. Tom is trying to find his way to the prom, but since he's blind he can't find his way here and he gets his directions mixed up because he is dyslexic.
Now, you can post comments on our geniusality genes and if you want us to finish, we will. This weekend. DRUNK. Which will be so much better.
Shoes
Rating: Q | Penguin/Brooke w/ Jack Sparrow/Coat w/ Chad/PIGGY (that is underage, oh noes!!)
So, Jared's looking for these shoes, right? But Mike's eaten them which leaves Tom dyslexic and blind, which is like a double entendre because he can't see anyway but if he could, it would be all wrong and Mike finds that comical.
Anyway, Jared's looking for his nice shoes because he has to look snazzy for his big chaperone job at Piggy's prom (Piggy is a vivid part of your imagination and doesn't really exist, just so we get this out of the way). Jensen is hiding in Jared's closet. Yeah. Creepy, eh? Anyway, Piggy is Chad's date. And oh noes, she is underage! But what else could be expected out of Chad?
As Jared leaves his house, he hears Jensen screaming to be let out since he has managed to lock himself in the closet. Jared flounces off because he has found a new pair of shoes and he is happier than a clown on crack. He also forgot his dress, but he likes running free.
So, Jared meets up with Chad in his bitchin' car and Piggy is already taking up the front seat. Mike is strapped to the back and chewing on Jared's good shoes. Jared wishes he had his pointy heels so he could be pyscho and stab Mike's eye out. Chad thinks he can speak Japanese and he thinks Jared can understand it. So he's talking Japanese and Jared isn't paying attention because he just remembered he wasn't wearing clothes.
When they get to the prom, Jared runs into Jack Sparrow. He's making out with a coat. Jared thinks it's sweet. Jared takes his chaperoning stance and people stare at his nakedness, but he doesn't care. He wants to stand up for what he believes in and anyone who doesn't like it, well, they are no friend of Jared's.
"Jared, I have to meet Piggy's dad. Do you want to come with me so I don't make an ass of myself?" Chad asks sometime later.
"Too late," Jared answers, but goes with him anyway.
Chad walks over to Piggy's dad, who hits him upside the head with only what Jared could precieve as a pimp cane.
"Hey you molesting man whore," said Sugar Daddy.
Chad began to cry. Jared found it comical and laughed. Then, Wilson came in, glared at Sugar Daddy and said, "You sonofabitch, you owe me for last night." He then has a glaring contest and Sugar Daddy wins because, well, he's Sugar Daddy.
Then, Chase walks out with nothing but his socks on his ears and him and Jared sex because they are naked. Cameron comes in and starts yelling about dying patients and world epidemics and Sugar Daddy running over puppies, but no cares, because it's Cameron. And no one likes Cameron.
Chad was still crying and Jared and Chase were still sexing and Sugar Daddy was oggling himself in the mirror and Piggy had run off with the DJ, Wilson is counting his whore money and people danced over the sexing men. Cameron went somewhere because no one likes her. Oh, right, Mike is still here. So, Mike comes in, spikes the punch with Tequila and Gin and runs away, cackling insanely. Tom is trying to find his way to the prom, but since he's blind he can't find his way here and he gets his directions mixed up because he is dyslexic.
Now, you can post comments on our geniusality genes and if you want us to finish, we will. This weekend. DRUNK. Which will be so much better.