Lets be friends.

I need to go back to like 10th grade english.

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Dick Cheney
Paris Hilton
Lou Dobbs
wal-mart

Hey bitches.

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Why are so many of the curbs by my house no=parking on friday mornings?

I think that my dog figured out that if she whines enough at night i let her sleep in my bed. i do it because i can't sleep.

I need an alcoholic friend.

I'm so tired of people having to lie to there boy/girlfriend when they're not doing anything wrong (besides lying). Its not the end of the world to spend some time apart from your lover. Are people that fucking insecure about their partner cheating on them that they can't stand the thought of them hanging out with a friend? Your girl/boyfriends are ( Read more... )