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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SUZZANNE JEAN
I LOVE YOU SISTER!
well, i'm bored and i havent done one of these in forever.
1. Your real name: samantha
2. What friends call you: sam, sammy, s-dawg. lol
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: --------
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: i really don't have a problem with my name
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: tiffany
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: nigga
b. goose: shutup
c. pirate: hook.
d. a hot boy: sup qt?!
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i have No clue
8. What would you name your kids?: tyler, taylor, or jade
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the great sam lol
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: wow, lets talk about boringness
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: porbably
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: lol no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: hm..no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody?: of course.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yes.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: no.
21. Caught people having sex?: lol no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no.
25. Made a wish that came true?: um, probably not
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... and so did martin luther king jr ;)
27. I'm only racist towards... your mom
28. I don't even know why I'm... not tired
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... wouldnt you like to know ;)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... spend a weekend doing absolutly nothing
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... hmmmmmmmm, a poster
32. It's hot. I should take off my... clothes.
33. It's always more fun if you... just be your silly self. :)
34. You can't eat steak without... a fork & knife, duh
35. You better shut up before I....mess u up nigguh. lol
36. I really like you and everything but... you suck at life.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: slap him back lol
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: oooh. kill em
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: kill myself.
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: run away and switch schools.
41 the person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: cry. hard.
42. You had three wishes?: wish for 3 more
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illigal:i dont know legal:driving when your 15
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her to go buy some.
45. You had a time machine?: go back in time, duh
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: wow, idk
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest.
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy.
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: xmas.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: neither.
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: neither
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glideeeeeee
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: brave
60. Driver: license.
61. Yoga: mats.
62. Bakery: chef.
63. Roach: ew.
64. Mushroom: science.
65. Sprung: slinky.
66. Exotic: bananaa.
67. Pythagorean: math
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: who knows.
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: -------
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: stupid hoez. lol
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: hah idk
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: ummmmm..not sure
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: frrank, ummmm...
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hm, nothing really.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": exxacctlly.
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": i hate the simpsons.
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": um no.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": sure.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": lol
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": nope.
81. "Music is stupid.": you're an idiot.
82. "Your car sucks.": sweet.
SUZZANNE JEAN
I LOVE YOU SISTER!
well, i'm bored and i havent done one of these in forever.
1. Your real name: samantha
2. What friends call you: sam, sammy, s-dawg. lol
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: --------
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: i really don't have a problem with my name
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: tiffany
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: nigga
b. goose: shutup
c. pirate: hook.
d. a hot boy: sup qt?!
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: i have No clue
8. What would you name your kids?: tyler, taylor, or jade
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the great sam lol
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: wow, lets talk about boringness
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: porbably
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: lol no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: hm..no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: no
17. Passed out?: nope
18. Had a crush on somebody?: of course.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yes.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: no.
21. Caught people having sex?: lol no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: nope.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: nope.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no.
25. Made a wish that came true?: um, probably not
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... and so did martin luther king jr ;)
27. I'm only racist towards... your mom
28. I don't even know why I'm... not tired
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... wouldnt you like to know ;)
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... spend a weekend doing absolutly nothing
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... hmmmmmmmm, a poster
32. It's hot. I should take off my... clothes.
33. It's always more fun if you... just be your silly self. :)
34. You can't eat steak without... a fork & knife, duh
35. You better shut up before I....mess u up nigguh. lol
36. I really like you and everything but... you suck at life.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: slap him back lol
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: oooh. kill em
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: kill myself.
40 You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: run away and switch schools.
41 the person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: cry. hard.
42. You had three wishes?: wish for 3 more
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illigal:i dont know legal:driving when your 15
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: tell her to go buy some.
45. You had a time machine?: go back in time, duh
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: wow, idk
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: Really skinny
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest.
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy.
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: xmas.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: neither.
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: neither
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glideeeeeee
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: brave
60. Driver: license.
61. Yoga: mats.
62. Bakery: chef.
63. Roach: ew.
64. Mushroom: science.
65. Sprung: slinky.
66. Exotic: bananaa.
67. Pythagorean: math
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: who knows.
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: -------
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: stupid hoez. lol
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: hah idk
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: ummmmm..not sure
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: frrank, ummmm...
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hm, nothing really.
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": exxacctlly.
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": i hate the simpsons.
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": um no.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": sure.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": lol
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": nope.
81. "Music is stupid.": you're an idiot.
82. "Your car sucks.": sweet.