(Untitled)

[____________god]

Jesus just called, he can be such a little bitch. He's always whinning "Why weren't you there for me?!" "Why were you never around?" "Why don't you ever send a Birthday card." Well son, your mom was personally, just some slut I knocked up and things got a little out of hand, I mean give me a break Jesus, its not like she wanted me around, she had

Comments

[duezce]

You should find an image of God from Family Guy, when you're pointing at Meg with a sniper rifle. That way, no Jesus.

[____________god]

You my friend, are an idiot.

Love, GOD

[anonymous]

you could go to hell for doing this.

[____________god]

Dude, Satan and I are as thick as thieves, or just as thick as Jaquina, of the east side store on the corner of Queens and 45th St.'s BOOOOOOOOOTAY.

But seriously. I'm GOD, why am I going to Hell?

Love, GOD

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

i just want to say: though i dont like the real God, you my friend, are amazing.

keep it up.

*that jesus picture is from "Dogma" and i'd like to be added*

[____________god]

Babeh, I am the REAL GOD. And for further reference I like my name fully capitalized.

Love, GOD

[endis_forever]

dear GOD,

you are amazing.

i love you.

[____________god]

It happens, how much do you love me?

Love, GOD

[endis_forever]

ALOT.