MEDAMN I WANT SOME ASS.

[____________god]

Ok kids,
I just don't understand, I'm GOD.
GOD... I've created all of you? why won't you ladies give GOD a little play, all I want is some rough sex, maybe you could comment with some hot pictures of yourself, you know ladies, maybe some boobs and hot asses. The kind of stuff GOD likes.

Love, GOD

Comments

[____________god]

Ok listen, first things first...

I know that guy, that's fake, he got he begged me for the money for enhancements when he was like 23 and I gave it to him. Plus the only reason it takes him so long to blow his load is cause he's gay. He's not really turned on, that's all just smoke and mirrors

and SECONDLY.

GOD's the one with the big dick, NO ONE ELSE.

Love, GOD

[xsolitaryxsoulx]

woa. you know GOD i'm sure if you got rid of "free will" you would be getting ass like candy. sweet, sweet candy.
moreover: could you please stop sending losers to ask me out. it's just creepy. thanks.

[____________god]

Get used to losers. Thats all you're going to get.

Love, GOD

[noregrets4life]

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!? YOU SACRILIGIOUS PIECE OF SHIT! YOU'RE HEADED STRAIGHT TO HELL I SWEAR..I"m an openminded and usually nice person but u just cross the fucking line. It's horrible to even try to impersonate God and call Jesus homo?? WTF!???? GO TO HELL CUNT RAG, MONEY ASS LICKING, MUTHA FUCKING, HORSE SHIT, FAG WAD FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[____________god]

You are the reason why I created AIDs. Now suck my cock.

Love, GOD.

[lol____whatev]

WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING!

[coeray]

LOL you're really funny.

[____________god]

Yeah, I know.

Now give me hot love.

Love, GOD

[rocknscream]

how come you send me the dumb girls?
i do love allison though.. youve blessed me with her sceneness