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[____________god]

So after ages upon ages of just having people comment me, and bother me, and ask for my hand in marriage through comments, I decided, "Hell why not get an e-mail and screen name

Comments

[annr]

whats your opinion on dongs and other things

[____________god]

Dongs, like cocks?

Love, GOD

[crazy_for_anton]

Hello God,

How are you today? If you enjoy clubing so much, my friend and I will be attending one tomorrow night. Join us?

[____________god]

Only if you're putting out.

Love, GOD

[crazy_for_anton]

Of course...

♥ Jess

[bubblesrlife]

hello god. i am Jessica's friend. i hope to see u at the club tomorrow night. what will u be wearing?

[oceans_echo]

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[____________god]

No, You're pretty much right. Bash gays, outcast people, and just remeber you're superior.

Plus, I think you should send me nudes, and instant message me, TOTALLY.

Love, GOD

[crazy_for_anton]

WhOa I hOpE EwE r LyKe SeW ToEtAlLy KiDdInG aNd DoN'T lYkE rEaLlY tAlK aNd TyPe LyKe tHaT...cUz DaT iZ jUsT lYkE sEw LaMe...

[____________god]

I'll keep that on file.

Love, GOD

[pedosaurus]

Dear GOD,
I totally worship you.
I want you. I need you. Obebi, obebi.
And you have the best sense of humour.
<3

[____________god]

WELL... Sometimes. these things just happen and I can't help but be REALLY awesome.

Love, GOD