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[__________maura]

i have recently swore off drinking, smoking, eating, swearing, rational thinking, and kissing. i will not be partaking in any of these activies until further notice. thank you.

Comments

[zig_mover]

can we still, like, hold hands?

[wizzo]

nice! groping is still in there!

[readminder]

understatement of 2006

[culdesaccharine]

shut up, maura. you kissed me in tsams before my birthday and i was kind of hoping it wouldn't be the last time.

PS BIRTHDAY PARTIES? i guess we'll have to celebrate how legal i am by having a shindig at my house in shittsvillewesternmaridindirty.

[paloverde22]

too bad you had to swear off both kissing and rational thinking, they're good antidotes for eachother sometimes.