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[__________prada]

The Ideal Human
1. Download ringtones from Jamster
2. Chooses cheeseburgers over chicken strips
3. Yell at drive-thru workers about their pitiful and worthless existence
4. Mexi-Stache, please
5. Crossdresses on special ocassions
6. Plays the Key-Tar. Professionally
7. Knows how to speak the language from Star Trek
8. Denchers with braces on them
9. Thinks

Comments

wake up with the king

[iwantthe___beat]

i only fit one of those, guess which one?

hint; it's #4.

but really. when are we gonna give our BA's to Burker King workers?
"you want fries with that?"
"uhhhh.....WHATEVUH!"

Re: wake up with the king

[__________prada]

i'll wake up with your mom.

i love the king...