Nae pap.
Application!
BASIC INFO.
NAME: Jade McMillan.
AGE: 7teen. Pure OAP.
LOCATION: Glasgo'go.
SEXUALITY: I like boys & their toys. Not just 'coz it rhymes, either.
HEIGHT: 5ft 5 or something.
SHOE SIZE: My feet are weird. They can't decide if they're a 5 or a 6. MENTULL.
FAVOURITES.
10 BANDS: Alkaline Trio. Rilo fackin' Kiley. Bloc Party. ROD STEWART. The Faint. Spice Girls. Ben Folds. Circa Survive. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Oh, & David Elliot's music touches me something special.
5 FILMS: The Royal Tenenbaums. Shakespeare in Love. Bugsy Malone. Lolitaaaa. & The Shining is genius.
2 TV SHOWS: LOST. It's smashing, so it is. Apart from that I don't watch TV. It's gash.
1 PLACE TO SHOP: STARRY STARRY NIGHT.
ANIMAL: Sealsssss.
WRESTLER: Hulk Hogan has always & will always be the man. Even if he is a bitov an old begger now.
FOOD: Mini Milks, bagels & subways are the way to go. On the drinks side, SNAPPLE APPLE is the absolute drink of the Gods.
COLOURS: Don't have one.
OVA STUFF.
DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS?: No that much. Things that bite & sting can get tae fuck while they're at it.
DO YOU THINK PIGS ARE FRIENDS OR FOOD?: Neither. They're sheepdogs.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO AT THE WEEKEND?: BRING ON THE FUCKIN' MOSH.!1%^&9
DO YOU LIKE THE FLASHY LOL'S ON MSN?: NAW. THEY'RE SHITE. Much like flashy anything on MSN.
HOW R U?: Be much better if you didn't spell like a spazzy, thanks.
OPINIONS ON..
VOLLEYBALL: The only sport I could be arsed playing at school.
THE MODS: I only know Lesley. & she's just a bit fantastic, mannn.
IGLOOS: Alright for Eskimos, I suppose. Not much use elsewhere, are they really?
POTATO WAFFLES: & BEANS & EGGS is the way to goooooo.
FOREST FIRES: Oh, the destruction. I care not. Let's start wan.
PICKTAZ.
PICTURE OF FAVOURITE POSESSION/ITEM OF CLOTHING:
KIDDIN'OAN BUT.
PICTURE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND:
Best friend.
&
Boyfriend.
3 OR MORE CLEAR PICTURES OF YOURSELF;
I make stupid fucking faces half the time & look like wank the rest. MINTIT.
1 PHOTO SIZED 100x100
FINAL.
PROMOTE US IN YOUR JOURNAL OR USERINFO & PROVIDE THE LINK: Heeyur.
PROMOTE US IN TWO OTHER PLACES & PROVIDE THE LINKS: Jillian & Stacey.
GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON TO SAY YES: Coz I'm likely to give ye a kick in the face if you don't. OBVIOUSLY.