Rip the piss much....me?! never.....
Application!
basic info.
NAME: Claire
AGE: 40 17
LOCATION: Ruggie, Glesga.
SEXUALITY: Straight like a shatter resistant ruler.
HEIGHT: 4 ft
SHOE SIZE: 1 obv.
favourites.
10 BANDS: Metallica \m/ Slipknot \m/ GC (OH EM GEE!!) LE TIGRE!!1one11eleven!! JUST ALL DA BANDS THAT GET PLAYED AT THE CATTY UNDERS!!
5 FILMS: ALL DA LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS CAUSE THEY PUT ME TO SLEEP N THAT! and erm, that wan with the group of friends and at the end one of them aint dead but the rest are omgggggg.
2 TV SHOWS: CORRIE! and PIMP MA RIIIIIIDE
1 PLACE TO SHOP: Poundworld.
ANIMAL: Yer Maw.
WRESTLER: Yer Da. Hes built like a truck.
FOOD: MACCYD'S
COLOURS: Black cause I think am a heavy goffik.
Other stuff.
DO YOU LIKE ANIMALS?: Naw they smell like goff.
DO YOU THINK PIGS ARE FRIENDS OR FOOD?: food cause they taste giiiid.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO AT THE WEEKEND?: Party on down to some rave tunes with ma bottle of buckfast.
DO YOU LIKE THE FLASHY LOL'S ON MSN?: AYE! i have all of them man. my whole EM ES EN convos are the flashy pics.
HOW R U?: IM PURE STEAMIN ! hows yerself dawl?
opinions on...
VOLLEYBALL: TIS GHEY MAN. Whit fannay wid play that ?!LAWL
THE MODS: Their aw pure rides cept that John....hes clearly a sheg.
IGLOOS: I live in wan, you slaggin it!?
POTATO WAFFLES: They taste shite.
FOREST FIRES: I start them aw the time, mon the bush fires.
pictures.
PICTURE OF FAVOURITE POSESSION/ITEM OF CLOTHING:
MY SPACE IS MY FAVE POSSESION
PICTURE OF YOUR BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND:
THATS MA BEST BUD AND MA BOYFRIEND OBVDOT
3 OR MORE CLEAR PICTURES OF YOURSELF; YER GETTIN HUNNERS CAUSE I THINK AM DA BOMB.
1 PHOTO SIZED 100x100GTF ILL POST ONE LATER WHEN I CAN BE BOVERED
final.
PROMOTE US IN YOUR JOURNAL OR USERINFO & PROVIDE THE LINK: How does naw grab ye?
PROMOTE US IN TWO OTHER PLACES & PROVIDE THE LINKS: Aye ill promote ye's on ma myspazz obv.
GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON TO SAY YES: I'LL HIV SEX WITH YE'S