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The Basics:
[Name]melissa-rose
[Age] 17
[Gender] non penis
[Sexual Preference] heterosexual
[Location] ridge, long island, new york
[Status. If taken, show us a picture]
...his name is Liam.
[Nicknames] Sunshine, missa, missy, Lamissa, kalika
Favorites:
[Bands] anything metal...metallica, sabbath, GnR, pantera, slayer
[Movies] drop dead fred, wizard of oz, the professional. Godfather's 1&2, thirteen, american history z, fight club, scarface
[Books] anything by christopher pike...the last vampire series, cut by patricia McCormick, you don't know me by david klass
[Color(s)] purple, red, orange, green, blue, yellow
[Quote] 'homeless people who freeze to death are called bumsicles'
[Tell us a little about yourself] I have 7 brothers. I like hinduism. I love my boyfriend. I play the string bass.
Other:
[Best show you've ever been to?] I don't go to shows really...ozzfest last year was pretty hot.
[Make us laugh..joke, picture, etc.] Three recently married couples spend their honeymoon's first night in the same hotel. The next morning the three woman meet in the hall and decide to have breakfast together and to gossip about their wedding night, although one of them claims she won't be eating anything. The first starts enthusiastic, "Last night my husband put his whole hand inside me!" The second bride, not surprised at all, proudly takes her turn at once, "Mhuh... my husband put his whole arm inside me!" Then, both women look at the third one who, although moving very clumsily, stares at them with ambiguous satisfaction in her whole body, looks down on her hip and cries out to it, "Hey John, come out and say hello to Sarah and Pam!"
funny? no? okay.
[What do you think of your mods? __lovely_bones..very cute, ____siamese_gun...seems very cool and uhwhoa...sooo pretty.
[You must promote in at least 2 places. Show the links...we'll check]
http://www.livejournal.com/users/enflmdphnx/266743.html?nc=6&style=mine
http://www.livejournal.com/users/oh__merde/3122.html?nc=2&style=mine
http://www.livejournal.com/users/brokn_lost_soul/167554.html?nc=6&style=mine
[At least 3 clear pictures of yourself]
