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First day of year twelve today. =/

I think I'm a bit more optimistic about this year than I was before.
No, actually, I still think this years going to smell. But by that I mean optimistically smelly. Like that slimy little fucker that still manages to keep bobbing back up after the fourth flush ( Read more... )

Urg. I can't sleep. It's so frustrating ( Read more... )

I have a cold. I can hardly breathe because my nose is tightly packed with constantly hardening SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
'Snot' is such a funny word, don't you think? I could say it all day long.
SNOT.
SNOT.
SNOT.
My god. Who gets a cold in summer??? I mean, reallyWent shopping today. It was rather fun. And we're not considering the fact that my ( Read more... )

I just bought the coolest shoes!

Leopard print gum boots. Woooo!


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Yesterday morning I woke up with period pains that might have killed a small mammal.
I hate my ovaries. They are more evil than Voldemort. In a big way.
I am now going to demonstrate visually the evilness of my ovaries...


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Handy Hint: Don't eat nachos before going to work. They make you want to fart like crazy.

I think I need to start a diet. Not because I think I'm fat, fuck no. I'm already as skinny as a rake times Paris Hilton but not as tall, blonde and tanned. I think I should start a healthy eating plan because; a) I'm always tired. b) I lack motivation c) I always get headaches and feel ill for no apparent reason d) I seem to be feeling ( Read more... )

Things/people/events I'm particularly grateful for ( Read more... )

Adri writes such nice letters.

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