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okay, so Julie made up this story for our pictures
(so yes, it seems like she is talking, not me :P)
yeah, im a HOTT guy. and I know you would do me any day, kids.
(p.s.- thank you trenton for shorts and boxers)
sorry, anyways..
(ahaha, ily amy+jennnnnyy)
Woman ....
one day, they met in my driveway
man: do you come here often
woman: no, you sure have a fricking huge flower!!
man: yepppp, here.
*hands here cute daisey that julie would die over if anyone gave her one! ope!*
man: i like to bite on my flower. wanna fall in love??
woman: i would LOVE to. especially because i'll probably get my heart broken, and completely regret ever saying goodbye to you, even though it was the best thing to do.
man:what?
oh.
man: *thinks* hmmm, a two person garden bike for rainy days?? can i drive this? can i drive?
man: oh god.
man: *saddened by losing girl because of inability to drive tandem *
girl: damn it. i knew this would happen. I MISS YOU.
fate.... or carma, who cares. im dressed as a man and have a duck tape five o'clock shadow. and in love.
man: i love you, but i swear to god i don't mean it.
woman: i love you too, but i can't decide if that's the biggest lie i've ever said.
man: who cares? lets make kids. do you like mexicans??
man: great, thats perfect.
woman: okay, wanna go out and get some pizza now??
man: sure whatever.
woman: this is some good pizza, where are the kids??
man: who cares.... i love you.
man: now can i have your pizza?
woman: boooowooohooo father would be sooo displeased.
man: who gives a F*ck we had kids.
man: k, lets sit on the couch. and do stuff.
man: *what?*
man: i love you, but i have a secret and i am the worst person to ever try and keep a secret, and im gonna be a GREAT guy and tell you the TRUTH.
man: i am a woman, and my mustache is not real.
woman: OH MY GAWWD!!!!! YOU BROKE MY HEART BUT IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AND IM GOING TO KEEP IT ALL INSIDE CAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED TO ME AND THAT I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T!!
man: alright.
man: but will you kiss me?? cause thats probably all i really want in this relationship anyways.
woman: oh god. im such an idiot, and i dont care.
the end.
okay, so i htink i got way to personal in that. who cares.
i don't.
(so yes, it seems like she is talking, not me :P)
yeah, im a HOTT guy. and I know you would do me any day, kids.
(p.s.- thank you trenton for shorts and boxers)
sorry, anyways..
(ahaha, ily amy+jennnnnyy)
Woman ....
one day, they met in my driveway
man: do you come here often
woman: no, you sure have a fricking huge flower!!
man: yepppp, here.
*hands here cute daisey that julie would die over if anyone gave her one! ope!*
man: i like to bite on my flower. wanna fall in love??
woman: i would LOVE to. especially because i'll probably get my heart broken, and completely regret ever saying goodbye to you, even though it was the best thing to do.
man:what?
oh.
man: *thinks* hmmm, a two person garden bike for rainy days?? can i drive this? can i drive?
man: oh god.
man: *saddened by losing girl because of inability to drive tandem *
girl: damn it. i knew this would happen. I MISS YOU.
fate.... or carma, who cares. im dressed as a man and have a duck tape five o'clock shadow. and in love.
man: i love you, but i swear to god i don't mean it.
woman: i love you too, but i can't decide if that's the biggest lie i've ever said.
man: who cares? lets make kids. do you like mexicans??
man: great, thats perfect.
woman: okay, wanna go out and get some pizza now??
man: sure whatever.
woman: this is some good pizza, where are the kids??
man: who cares.... i love you.
man: now can i have your pizza?
woman: boooowooohooo father would be sooo displeased.
man: who gives a F*ck we had kids.
man: k, lets sit on the couch. and do stuff.
man: *what?*
man: i love you, but i have a secret and i am the worst person to ever try and keep a secret, and im gonna be a GREAT guy and tell you the TRUTH.
man: i am a woman, and my mustache is not real.
woman: OH MY GAWWD!!!!! YOU BROKE MY HEART BUT IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AND IM GOING TO KEEP IT ALL INSIDE CAUSE I DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED TO ME AND THAT I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU EVEN THOUGH I SHOULDN'T!!
man: alright.
man: but will you kiss me?? cause thats probably all i really want in this relationship anyways.
woman: oh god. im such an idiot, and i dont care.
the end.
okay, so i htink i got way to personal in that. who cares.
i don't.