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Well, when you're incredibly bored - you tend to do crazy things.
So..
A quick, but meaningful story.
Starring: Pam, Hewbert, & MR. CARE A LOT Bear.
So, one day Mr. CARE A LOT BEAR came over for a visit while my boyfriend HEWBERT was at work.
And we started playing games, and blah blah blah.
But then one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom..
..doing some naughty things that I shouldn't have been doing.
Well, while all of this is going on HEWBERT calls from work to tell me he was coming home early.
BUT, of course me nor MR. CARE A LOT BEAR could hear the phone ring because we were busy.
So, we went on and on and on..
THEN! HEWBERT walks in..
And MR. CARE A LOT BEAR and I were caught red-handed!
HEWBERT starts spazzing out and screaming then all the sudden he grabs a pair of scissors and..
(HE'S DEAD).
I start crying, because I'm afraid HEWBERT will leave me..
BUT HEWBERT loves me so he forgives me.
Actually, I think it's because he couldn't resist my boobs..
SO, we kissed and made up.
And of course we end up on the floor..
THIS IS MAKE-UP AND FORGET SEX.
THE END.
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