Bake me a cake...
Basic Information
Firstoff, did anybody send you here, or did you come of your own free will? i know watson :)
What do they call you?: jychelle or jizzum haha
How old are you? 17
What’s in your pants? a vagina
Where are you right now? pennsylvania
Do you express a sexual preference? bisexual
Tell me what you’re interested in- horror, gore, metal, punk, hairspray, makeup, hair, tattoos, peircings, etc.
[…and now these are a few of my…]
Favorite Things
5 bands: allergic to whores, bread and water, bones brigade, motley crue, ratt
5 foods: pizza, spaghetti, hoagies, pickles, hard boiled eggs
5 random words: snicker, tragic, crispy, chaos, disorder
5 books: monstrosity, 1984, animal farm, flowers for algernon, the outsiders
5 t.v shows the family guy, invader zim, the young ones, keeping up appearances, aqua teen hunger force
5 video games: (if applicable)
5 stereotypes you’ve been called recently: punk haha, gothic? HAHAHAHA, fat, slut, taco
5 words to describe you: blunt, crazy, morbid, outspoken, funny
[…that brings us to…]
Q & A
None of that 'more than a sentence' bullshit.
What are your feelings on drugs/alcohol?: i do drugs and drink... but if its not for you.... then dont do it. My feelings on the subject are simple.
Sex toys?: Not for me, but whatever floats your boat
Suicide?: Fucking stupid. Most, not all, but most of the time it's a cry for help by whiney little fucks. If you're going to commit suicide, do it right so i dont have to hear you whine.
Eating disorders? also really fucking stupid. DONT STICK YOUR FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT!! you're probably not fucking fat... magazine models are stupid so you have no reason to try and look like them.
Masturbation?: perfectly fine and perfectly healthy :)
The 'scene' is dead. it annoys me so bad... especially when people say im scene... and they look 93479471293 times more scene than i do. fucking hypocrits
Tell me something about the following- the first thing that comes to mind. Nice, nasty, whatever you want.
Ravers: acid poppers. and whats with the binkies?
Club-kids (For some, there is a difference): i go to the club every once in a while... but not like every fucking day. and i dont talk to anyone there because they're all annoying and gangster shit, thinking they're so hot. HAHHAHA yea. one time i had this guy come up to me and say "DAYUM hunnay... you look like you'd be a FREAK in bed.... lemme tell ya somethin... i like dat" HAHAH WTF. just go away.
Scenesters: even more annoying than ravers and club kids haha the scene is dead so STFU
Goth-kids: hahaha a fucking joke. heavy metal... i love. but fucking goth kids who think they're into metal annoy the piss out of me.
Industrialists: haha i like industrial music to be honest. i think its neat... cus techno makes me wanna dance and be happy :)
Straight-edge: be what you wanna be... dont fucking preach to me
Vegetarians/Vegans: i couldnt live a day without meat.
If you were a type of sandwich, what would you be? i would be a stacked ham
What is your guilty pleasure that you can’t tell anyone because you’d be mortified? i like my ass spanked a little during sex
3 random facts about you:
[o1] i love star gazing
[o2] i love to wear lingerie
[o3] i hate people who cant be themselves
Talents? guitar, drums, web design, graphics, drawing, writing
Compliment each of the mods. well lets see miss _watson is one of my lj friends. and she's rad... and miss robot___kitten is fucking as cute as a button
Who's the prettiest Mod/member? Why? i dont know any of the members... i dont see a page.
Why should you be accepted? because i fucking rule you ok?
Final thoughts? wow this is a long fucking app. but its ok. i have the time
[and while you’re here]…
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[last but not least]
Pics
Post a minimum of 3 pics (including at least one clear face shot). Have fun and get creative. You will be graded on them.
Let the posting begin! [insert pics below]
luke and i looking pretty greasy/sweaty after a show
of course i'm the one with my head cut off