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[_____champagne]

Today is the eclipse of the sun. This has not happened since two years ago. And, it's happening everywhere except the United States. Why? Because God fucking hates us all. But, I read something in an India newspaper (do not ask) and here are some tips for experiencing this eclipse

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[lastapproach]

God hates us all in United States so He will punish us by depriving us from an eclipse? How do you figure that?

I wasn't aware sun was needed for "pure" food. Neat!

Love ya. :-)

[_____champagne]

Are you trying to tell me that you don't enjoy a good sun eclipse?

[lastapproach]

What?
I get my best tans during total eclipses, which is like once in ten years or something.
No sun-block needed!