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017) Would you have sex before marriage?: yeah i would.
022) Are you ghetto?: haha HELL FUCKIN' YEAHHH!!!!!!!! no
023) Are you a player?: hahah nope!
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no way.
029) Have you ever beat someone up? nopeee.
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: um, prolly super fucking awesome johnny marsh ;o)
031) Have you ever slapped someone?: ahahhaah yeah.
036) Do you have a social life?: i used to have a really good social life, and i would have such a fun fun time all the time AKA summer '03 and the beginning of the school year.. but then i started getting into trouble, so things started to change. HAH! its getting better though.
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: yeah, prolly
070) Have you ever been expelled from school?: nopeee, but i've gotten kicked out of summer camp and summer schoool. hah GAY
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: yeah. so gay. for slapping some faggot kid.
072) Are you spoiled?: um, sureeeeee
073) Are you a brat?: yeah
077) Do you like Snapple?: Some flavors
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yep yep yep
083) Are you a role model?: doubt it.
089) Do you like taking pictures?: I LOVE IT!!!!! haha
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sureee
091) Do you have a tan?: yessss
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: um yeah, tooo easily
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: hah not on purpose.
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxer breifs. hahah. i don't care. i prefer naked boys. hahahahahah
098) Have you ever been played? not that i am aware of
099) Have you ever played anyone?: um, NO WAY!
106) Do you daydream a lot?: a lot a lot a lot.
108) Do you run your mouth?: errr. sometimes. hahah
116) Are you rude? yes, i am. (sometimes)
120) Are you flexible?: i used to be really flexible, then i got lazy
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: uhm no
136) Do you have one now?: uhm nono
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: noppee
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: i don't care.
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: tommy hil. flips <33
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: yeah, a little bit of it, i dont wear shirts that are like up to my boobs.
154) What about cleavage?: uhm, i don't really have any boobs, so yeah, but i do wear low shirts. yeah the end.
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: uhm duh. shes a good girl.
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: um YEAH!
164) How are you feeling right now?: BOREDDDDD!! and tired, but yet im hyper.. hahah
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: haha no, but kentucky gave me one once. ahaha
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: probably.
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: mmmmmm. nah
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: i would pose for free. durr
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? JESSICA MICHELLE COFFMAN!
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? um.. i don't think my parents thought of one. ahah
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? uhm. no! one jessica in my fam. is enough. lol
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? uhmm... i like the name andrea.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? um its not hard to pronounce.. but people always misspell coffman. GAY!
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? yeah, prolly. well actually it depends on if i'm married and what my last name gets changed to. hahah but maybe i'll be cool like phoebe and go change my name to something really cool. haha
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? i laugh at everything
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? everyone. haha
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yeahh
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? hahahah yeah
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? i laugh when people talk about people getting killed... i know, i know, i'm terrible. haha
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? um DUH!!!1
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? um ashlee simpson songs lol
(24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use? that song that is like YOUUUUUUUU ARREEEEE MYYY SHININGGGGG STARRRR!!! ahahaha
(25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used? that song that is like LETSSSSS GET IT ONNNNNNNNNN! hahaha.. jk... i dont know, something cute.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? um... cheese isn't my cup of tea. but i like kraft singles. lol
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? um...... that i'm cool, but we already knew that
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? um.. i know what meat is made of.. and i still eat it, and chinese food is good... so yeah i dont care
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!1
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? pc
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? DONT CARE!!!! it just better work. duh
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? um... i like all forms of conversations. haha. i like iMing though cause i can talk to numerous people at once. and i had to read that question like 8 times till i actual understood it. hahah
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? haha yea
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? haha yeah.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? they can be uber fun!! lol
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? THEY CAN BE HUGE DICKHEADS!!
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? why they are so stupid about some things.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? yeah i laugh, cause i think about that one time down the cape when me and spic were suckin on the bingo balls that said 88 and 69
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? UM NO!
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? haha no
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yeah i do, actually!
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? haha nopeeee
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? haha sure?
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? hahahah no
(60) What do you think of pi? it's cute. lolz
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? haha the computer.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? I WANT MY CELL PHONE BACK!!!!!!!
(73) How badly do you want it? I WANT IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW SOO BADLY!!! so shutup
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? bits and pieces of it.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? um NO! no need for two jcoffs
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yeah, kind of
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? what the fuck are you talking about?
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? today. i told my boytoy i loved him. and i told xtina i loved her!
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? LLAMAS ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!!!!!! hahahahah.... yeah. chawtell's cool! lolz
HAVE YOU EVER
109. Drank Alcohol: yaaaaaaaaaah
111. Gotten Drunk: yeaaaah
112. Had Sex: noppeee
113. Dyed Your Hair: ohyes
114. Kissed the Same Sex: ohyes
117. Liked someone way older than you: prolly yea
118. Liked someone way younger than you: hah def.
121. Talked to Strangers: yepp
123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
124. Sang in public: um.. nope
125. Worn a Dress: yeeeeeeea
126. Worn a Tie: yup
127. Worn a Suit: nopee
128. Gotten in to a physical fight: um, i got in small ones with my sister. but nothing toooo big
129. Hurt someone emotionally: probably
130. Hurt someone physically: maybe.
131. Made someone cry: haha maybe
132. Said you loved someone: yepppppp
133. Said you hated someone: yeaaaaaaaaa
134. Talked to a stuffed animal: hahahahah probably
135. Talked to yourself: I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
137. Danced in public: hahah yeah, duh! who doesnt?
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!! i leave tomorrow. i'm leaving around three - O - clock. blahhhh de fucking blahhhhhh!! k so kristina came over tonight and we downloaded cheerleading mixes. hahah. then we went to target for a longgggg time!! and we sprayed each other with all this smelly stuff and squirted the shaving cream on the rack thingys (or whatever they are called) so we could smell them, and some dripped on to the floor. ahah. we make messes. then we came home and played cards. and it was fun! and im going to miss her so so so much when i got to the winch :o( same with errrryone else
*TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR TEAR*
XOXOXOXO lataZ