MOST MEN ARE DOUCHEBAGS.

and if i go back, y'all can dropkick my head into a brick wall.

so here i am, back again,
just to say that it is possible to get your heart broken
and fall in love
at the same time.

it's that 'constant state of motion' thing that i've been so hooked on.

everybody's still just trying to do the best they can.

i'm cleaning out my livejournal.

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life is accelerating.

i wish i had the chance to fall in love
with everybody here that i wished to.
[that might be you.]

how will you stay warm when hell freezes over?

this weekend had it's natural ups and downs.
i got in a huge fight with myself
but the better half won.

talked to my baby, lots.
i'll see him soon.

you know, when i come to think of it, nobody has really cared about what i have to say.

this is my 'Poor Me' post.

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How to make a stephane motherfucking tanner
Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

5 parts brilliance

5 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

if i dont come up and talk to you in public
i probably don't like you.

for those of you who didn't know,
i'm going to NASHVILLE on saturday
with ciara lace.

you have no fucking clue.

and today i want to punch the world's throat off it's body.

my friend christopher made this for me.
so it wasn't my idea.


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