i woke up this morning and heard the TV on downstairs. it was my roommate, who fell asleep watching TV and being a myspace whore. i tried to wake him up, but it was no use. he simply turned on his back, scratched his balls, and said (in his sleep) "yeah, that's the spot." good morning, lauren.

i think i'm getting sick. what a bummer ( Read more... )

so, i woke up at 12:30 and got ready to meet molly at work so we could start our explosive festivities. got to work and had a rootbeer float, and left to go to the asian market. what a place. i don't think i've ever seen so many asians (in portlandia) in one place at the same time. we got bok choy, tofu, and i think something else. i'm not ( Read more... )

this weekend...
friday night went to backspace. human suspension. dig it.
voodoo doughnuts. yum
s-a-t-u-r-d-a-y night! party it up with travis. got pickled? not really.
filled up an empty vodka bottle with water and watched people's reactions as i drank it fast.
sunday worked at the joe and now i'm at blue's house.

"i neeed titties!!!"-

it has been a while. to those about to read this; i salute you.

i had an upside down party at my old apartment last saturday in honor of it being my last few days on the lease. i proceeded to invite a few friends over, play video games, drink fat flat tire, and turn every piece of furniture in the common areas upside down. i'm not only ( Read more... )

it was a good weekend and now my monday is starting on a friday ( Read more... )

alright, here it goes ( Read more... )

i think i'm allergic to cats ( Read more... )

it's interesting getting your feet wet in the dating pool for the first time in god knows how long. has it really been a year and a half? time flies i guess. everything seems so new and every feeling is so impulsive. (by the way, i would like to point out that my phone is going bananas and keeps pressing the 9 button on it's own. i'm seriously ( Read more... )

it's official. i'm looking for another apartment to live in. and PS: i might have found a cute boy that i might be smitten over. it's so adorable it's disgusting

i'm coming to cali in july so you better get ready to party. birthday bashes and all sorts of craziness.