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[____letsdance]

today was quite the adventure. mallory & i decided to ride bikes over to my grandma's house to tan because my yard has no sunlight. when we get there, we enter their house through the garage. as we make our way up to the balcony the alarm goes off. we both panic, seems how we don't know the code. so after a few minutes of running around franticly,

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[i_use_tangerine]

i would.

their sunglasses and handlebar moustaches are hot.

so yeah, i'd fuck 'em.

[____letsdance]

ew. only cops in movies look like that. this one had a buzzcut & his face was red. i wanted to puke on him.

[i_use_tangerine]

buzz... cut..? face... red?

i would have thrown up on his pretty black shoes. then accidentally spit on him. then i would have told him it wasnt spit, it was the aftermath of the vomit. duh.

[____letsdance]

ahahHAHAHAHA.

[anonymous]

u shoulda taken his gun,shot them in the face,taken the cars,money,wallet,everything and came to my place.
we would have had a fun time
-kyle

[____letsdance]

ahahah. yeah. okay.