no wonder you are friends with teddy. and how are you ever going to get a wifey? omg, jesse! what if i had a horrible disease and i couldn't help it?!? wouldn't you feel bad then? probably not because i'd just be one of those kids without friends who smelled all the time...like the guy in Mean Girls. okay. i'll stop now.
P.S. i bet you are not attractive at all as you are barfing up whatever due to your stomach flu...but i hope you feel better.
hahaha. i don't hate my life because i farted. i just happened to fart and hate my life at the same time. i know you really needed to know that so i thought i'd share. and yeah, i love the fact that there are not more SATs, but i hate the fact that there are still college essays.
ahahah you WOULD fart and you WOULD post it on lj. that's because after 12am you become delirious and don't know wtf you are doing. but it's ok i still lvoe you because you pur love in everything you do. HAHAHAH :D
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jk. kinda.
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and how are you ever going to get a wifey?
omg, jesse! what if i had a horrible disease and i couldn't help it?!?
wouldn't you feel bad then?
probably not because i'd just be one of those kids without friends who smelled all the time...like the guy in Mean Girls.
okay. i'll stop now.
P.S. i bet you are not attractive at all as you are barfing up whatever due to your stomach flu...but i hope you feel better.
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yeah i'd feel bad for you. but even though i'm gassy now, i can suppress the sounds.
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Everyone farts.
And is that the sole reason you hate your life? I thought it was glorious now that SATs are over?
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i just happened to fart and hate my life at the same time.
i know you really needed to know that so i thought i'd share.
and yeah, i love the fact that there are not more SATs, but i hate the fact that there are still college essays.
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