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[____paparazzi]

Dear U.S. Army,

Please stop calling me. I hate you and I would never join. I refuse to sign my life away to you.

Hate always,
Jennifer

2 calls this week....4 total.
WTF?!? leave me alone!
i am not even tall enough to see over a cow.
i hate the no child left behind act.

Comments

[mack_lost_soul]

Tell me about it, when I talk to the army, the guy on the phone verges on creepy.
"How's it going Mack? that's nice, that's real nice. have you considered the army? No? well that's ok. Let me ask some more personal questions"

It's just really really creepy

[stillchargin]

Option 1: fake your death
Option 2: dont answer the phone
Option 3: Join the marines, and tell them to fuck off
Option 4: leave the country, this one sucks anyway.
Option 5: tell them to fuck off anyway.

[_grey_skies_]

I haven't gotten any army phone calls.
Does this mean that I am not obviously fit to be in the army? Am I too weak, too dependent, and too unpatriotic or something?
I am totally not fit for the army, and I have no plans of joining it, but I am insulted that they aren't even going to make an effort to ask.

[wickedpsycho]

HAHAHHA I got one yesterday! Maybe they're targeting Asian girls now?

I was like "NO thanks, I have a whole plan mapped out. Study fashion at a community college, then get a teaching credential."

He was like "...oh. Do you know anyone who might be interested?" "No."

"Ok bye."

[stillchargin]

Aww, you didnt take a golden oppurtunity to screw over your friends by recommending them to the army? Lame. If I knew you, I would have lost all respect for you.

[wickedpsycho]

Actually I think you do know me. We met a few years ago at one of Mack's random parties. It was a bunch of Marina people + Alex Cox and me from Ocean View. I wore somebody's hat (possibly yours) that evening.

Ring any bells? If not it must've been the other guy with the same name.