Tyler & I made one up because they all started getting generic.
THE BASIC SHIT
Name: Paulina
Birth Date: 3.20.90
Sexual orientation (straight/gay/not sure/emo): Straight like fried spaghetti.
Virgin (yes/no): Yes.
Using any substances right now?: No. Clean.
Underwear you are wearing: Red candycane boy shorts.
THE RANDOM QUESTIONS
1. Do you talk in your sleep?
I frequently record myself while slumbering to figure this out. Not that I know of.
2. Have you ever had the urge to sleep beneath a rolling car?
I want to sleep beneath those giant trucktruckhonkyhorn trucks.
3. Is Pamela Anderson the main star of your deepest dreams? If not, who is?
No. She has ugly boobs. I dream about random things, but if I had to choose a star, it would be Angelina Jolie.
4. How often do you jack off?
If I had a penis, it would be often.
5. If you could bring one sexual item with you onto a deserted island, what would it be?
Tyler. HAHAHAHHAHAA.
6. Are you into bondage?
It's funny to watch.
7. If you were locked in a room with an emokid, what would you do to it/him/her?
Torture it, and then make it into stew.
8. If you were locked in a room with a gangster, what would you do to it/him/her?
Have it teach me it's mighty ways, and then gangster their ass.
9. If you were locked in a room with the person who took the survey before you, what would you do to it/him/her?
I would sit there with myself. I would talk to Tyler about the results of this survey.
10. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw em.
11. What's red and slimy and crawls up your leg?
Kris told me this.
TURN ONS/OFFS
Marilyn Manson: Off
Emo kids: It flickers like a lightswitch
Gangsterness: Off
Chodes: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, but off.
Anal: Off.
Cellulite: Off.
Long hair: ON.
Lots of hair: You can always shave or wax.
No hair: Off.
Mustaches on women: Off.
Olga from Dodgeball: Off.
Angelina Jolie: On.
Tyler McCourt: On. Way on. XD
Inverted nipples: Off.
Nipple piercings: On.
Handcuffs: On.
Belly dancers: Off?
Stickers: ON.
Tattoos: ON.
Musicians: ON.
Kris the Mighty: On.
Hobo: If they're nice, but that's kinda gross, so maybe after s/he showers, but then they'd be old, so off.
Pillow fights: Fun. On.
Sluts/whores/prostitutes: Off.
Smoking: Off.
Stilettos: On.
Dominatrixes: Off.
BDSM (bondage-discipline, domination-submission, sadism-masochism): On but not really. It's fun to watch.
Plastic surgery: Off, unless it was necessary, like you got into an accident.
Makeup mask: Off.
Moustaches that go across the face: Funny, but off.
Mud wrestling: On.
Ice: N/A
Electric shock: N/A
Babies: Off because they're kinda gross.
FILL IN THE ___________
I like to ____sleep______ all night long.
_____Stuff_____ turns me on.
I would ____eat______ Sheryl Crow.
I ____poke_____ babies.
I ____run from______ old men.
I _____wear SARS masks around_____ old ladies.
I _____♥_____ Tyler.
Cellphones are _____sex_____ to my ____ear______.
Now please repost this. I want to see where it goes & who does it. (And let me know too.)