Jesus can still walk on water better than Moses. AND he's supposedlty the son of God. And he has his own damn coffee shop. Everyone needs their own coffee shop, especially God's son. Everyone knows THAT.
Moses not only has a coffee shop, it's an internet cafe and he is making MILLIONS with his chain of these internet cafes, so with all his money, he can buy weapons and blow your "son of god's" head off.
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He is.
He eats kittens for breakfast.
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AND he's supposedlty the son of God.
And he has his own damn coffee shop. Everyone needs their own coffee shop, especially God's son. Everyone knows THAT.
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I don't think you'll ever know how cool you really are. <3
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He's tough. He kicks action figure ass.
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