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Yeah so this entry is really fucking long. But long story short, tonight I yelled at a cop... I think his name was Officer DICKFACE. I almost got put in handcuffs, we almost got a $300 fine, we got fucked over by that cop cause he told everyone else we ratted them out, and allllll for having TOILET PAPER hahaha
Yeah so Me and Rachael were bored, so we grabbed some toilet paper and walked down my road. 2 minutes later, Mr. Po Po pulls up behind us. "What are you girls doing?"...."Uhh..nothing."..."Oh really, what's in your coat?"...."Toilet paper."..."Alright how about this, you either tell me who else is out or I'll give you a 300 dollar fine...so have you seen a red truck?"..."Yeah it passed my house a few times but I don't know who it is."...."Oh, I see, well they were paintballing stuff but, alright walk home."
So we were walking up my driveway and there was a carton of eggs on my railing. Cop boy pulls in to my driveway and walks right up to my door shining his flashlight everywhere like he owns the place. He was like, "Were you in a black Honda?"...."No, we just got here, that's impossible."... "Oh so you're reloading? With eggs I see? Baking a cake?"...."No we were actually just smoking a cigarette."..."Yeah well I'm going to fine you.". At this point my PMS came out at full force and I got loud with Mr.fuck balls. I basically told him he was wrong, shoved the 12 eggs in his face and showed him none were touched. Showed him the toilet paper rolls and showed him they weren't touched either.
He still felt the need to be a fucking bag of douche and accuse us of something we didn't do. So I was like, "YOU CAN SEARCH HIGH AND LOW DOWN THAT ROAD NOTHING IS THERE." And he's like, "BUT YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT." So then I was fed up with his stubborn police shit and I said, "Ok, this is ridiculous. I'm going to get my father." Then he says, "OH NO YOU'RE NOT, STAY RIGHT THERE." I wasn't having this so I continued to walk and he was like, "YOU'RE 18 YOU DON'T NEED YOUR FATHER." So I was like, "YES I DO HE SAW ME LEAVE 5 MINUTES AGO I AM GOING TO GET HIM I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY." Thennnnnnnn he says, "CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS." So then I was like ok, I don't want to get arrested and I walked back. After 10 more minutes of arguing, he finally leaves.
Then I get a call from my brother saying that the cop told them that we said their names and ratted them out. I was mad ONCE AGAIN and so the cop got on the phone. "Carley, are you saying you didn't say Ryan owned the truck?"...."Yes that's what I'm saying. I just answered the question of did I see the alleged mischiefing red truck."..."Ok"... and he hangs up. COCK SMACK, I hope he hits a tree tonight speeding like the LAPD up in here. Oh yeah and Rachael brought me home and on her way back she was chased by 3 damn cop cars haha.
It was an insane night people.
Yeah so Me and Rachael were bored, so we grabbed some toilet paper and walked down my road. 2 minutes later, Mr. Po Po pulls up behind us. "What are you girls doing?"...."Uhh..nothing."..."Oh really, what's in your coat?"...."Toilet paper."..."Alright how about this, you either tell me who else is out or I'll give you a 300 dollar fine...so have you seen a red truck?"..."Yeah it passed my house a few times but I don't know who it is."...."Oh, I see, well they were paintballing stuff but, alright walk home."
So we were walking up my driveway and there was a carton of eggs on my railing. Cop boy pulls in to my driveway and walks right up to my door shining his flashlight everywhere like he owns the place. He was like, "Were you in a black Honda?"...."No, we just got here, that's impossible."... "Oh so you're reloading? With eggs I see? Baking a cake?"...."No we were actually just smoking a cigarette."..."Yeah well I'm going to fine you.". At this point my PMS came out at full force and I got loud with Mr.fuck balls. I basically told him he was wrong, shoved the 12 eggs in his face and showed him none were touched. Showed him the toilet paper rolls and showed him they weren't touched either.
He still felt the need to be a fucking bag of douche and accuse us of something we didn't do. So I was like, "YOU CAN SEARCH HIGH AND LOW DOWN THAT ROAD NOTHING IS THERE." And he's like, "BUT YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT." So then I was fed up with his stubborn police shit and I said, "Ok, this is ridiculous. I'm going to get my father." Then he says, "OH NO YOU'RE NOT, STAY RIGHT THERE." I wasn't having this so I continued to walk and he was like, "YOU'RE 18 YOU DON'T NEED YOUR FATHER." So I was like, "YES I DO HE SAW ME LEAVE 5 MINUTES AGO I AM GOING TO GET HIM I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY." Thennnnnnnn he says, "CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS." So then I was like ok, I don't want to get arrested and I walked back. After 10 more minutes of arguing, he finally leaves.
Then I get a call from my brother saying that the cop told them that we said their names and ratted them out. I was mad ONCE AGAIN and so the cop got on the phone. "Carley, are you saying you didn't say Ryan owned the truck?"...."Yes that's what I'm saying. I just answered the question of did I see the alleged mischiefing red truck."..."Ok"... and he hangs up. COCK SMACK, I hope he hits a tree tonight speeding like the LAPD up in here. Oh yeah and Rachael brought me home and on her way back she was chased by 3 damn cop cars haha.
It was an insane night people.