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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed

Comments

[swinginonastar]

I completely agree

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[lay_ladylay]

annie, i just went though your livejournal... i miss you hoe! :'( i totally forgot how great you were. i hate being so forgetful. i've been busy baby sitting my cousins, but as soon as i'm free i'm going to call you. and i miss princess nipples too. i hope alls good with you. i love you. laterr.