in preparation for Christmas

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Come One, Come All!

To the grand opening of
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DeFazio's Pizzeria

Comments

[thecornerthrift]

perfect! perfect! perfect!
i'll be your number one customer.
(and to all, i highly recommend the meatballs)

mom wants to put out the department 56 houses this year.
you better be here to help!

"all i want for christmas is you"

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customer?
you're gonna be with me...behind the counter.
pssh.
what do you think this is?

i can't wait to assemble the display.
i'll be there with bells on.

you got me for Christmas last year.
what do I get this year?

[thecornerthrift]

no, i'd rather eat than work.
thanks for thinking of me, though.
'twas very sweet of you.

fine, greedy grinch.
i'll get you something divine this year.

love|you

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that's fine.
as long as you don't mind living above Mrs. Santangelo.
she's a very peculiar old woman.

rent is $1500 a month.
i'll need first and last months rent up front.
and no pets.

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that sounds like a very tedious task.
your grandma must have been a very patient woman.

they are very cool.
i used to imagine what it would be like to live in the little villages and visit the shops.

oooooooooo

[reily]

mmmmm... there's nothing like un natale italiano...
..../7.fish.dinner/frankie.lane.&.rosemary.clooney/....

awh damn. now i'm all excited for xmas. i am //so// done with this 85degree weather.

Re: oooooooooo

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you said it.

bene.

[monstahh]

yo Rob, i dont want to be a douchebag, but people are definately not going to be able to fit in that, "it needs to be at least.. 3 times bigger"

when i write fucking stupid comments like this, common sense tells me ive had enough whiskey this evening, but fuckit, you only live once.

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you're absolutely right.
what is this, a center for ants?

there's never enough whiskey.
there's never enough vodka.
we should really do something about that.