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*Name: ashley
*Age: 19
*Birthdate: feb 11.
*Gender: All I have is this box of soft lady parts.
*Drugs: Eh, no thanks. Smoking, snorting, injecting or absorbing something rectally just to make me feel better really dosent appeal to me.
*Alcohol: Yes, please. I love peach schnapps and orange juice. It tastes like Jesus.
*Cigarettes/Cigars: Nah. Ive tried smoking and most cigarettes make me feel like someone rubbed dog shit on the back of my tounge.
*Favourite music genre: How about "the kind you listen to." Im not really picky.
*Top 10 artists/bands/composers:
-Yeah Yeah Yeahs
-Bright Eyes
-Our Lady Peace
-Modest Mouse
-Vivaldi
-Bob Segar and The Silver Bullet Band
-Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
-Cursive
-The Faint
-Smashing Pumpkins
*Favourite form of art: Medium: Painting and Photography Style: Surreal
*Top 5 movies:
-Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
-Monty Python and The Holy Grail
-Clerks
-Equilibrium
-Ghost World
*Favourite food: The blood of the innocent...or shrimp lo mein.
*Top 3 books:
-Einstein's Dreams by: Alan Lightman
-White Oleander by: Janet Fitch
-Abarat by: Clive Barker
*If you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?: I have a lot of people I would love to meet, but theyre probably all assholes in person. However, Id love to meet George Carlin, I think he is absolutely hillarious and really brilliant. I like the way he ties in dick and fart jokes with political banter.
*If you could switch places with anyone, who would it be and why?: I could be honest and say: "OMGZ SOMEONE WITH A BAZILLION BAJILLION DOLLARS LOLZZZ!!!!111" or I could be deeper and say: "someone like Mark Ryden because he is a very deep and talented artist"
*If you could fight any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be and why?: Paris Hilton, she makes me want to take a belt sander to my face♥.
Opinions on ... (explain your answers)
*Racism: There really is no use in me saying OMG RACISM IS BAD >=( Because someone somewhere is going to be racist. And to be honest jokes about steryotypes (race or otherwise) are really goddamn funny, and if you say they arent then you are a liar.
*Politics: I think that everyone should be mildly aware of whats going on in the world around them, however I dont want people pushing their political beliefs all over me.
if you put anything to the effect of "I don't care" or "I hate politics", omit the next question
**George Bush: *head/desk* Its not because he makes up words or anything its just that he is doing a really crappy job as president. However, that dosent mean Kerry would have been any better.
*Organized religion: Belive in what you want, I totally respect that. Just dont tell me I have to believe in it too, or I will tell you where you can stick your Jesus.
*Love at first sight: I belive in that.
*Pre-marital sex: Im not getting enough of it. Remember kids, use a condom unless you want to be someone's next baby's mama/daddy.
*Gay marriage: Goddamn, just let them get married. Who is it hurting? I think its pathetic that people are more concerned about what thier "god" thinks instead of thinking about other people's happiness.
*Abortion: I say do what you have to do. Im not going to tell you god will bitch smack you into the fiery depths of hell if you dump your featus. Personally, Its just something I wouldnt do if i were in the situation.
*Animal rights: For every animal you dont eat, I promise I will eat three. Eating animals = good but lets not kill them and/or do things to them more than necessary. Like razoring a rabbits eyelids off just to spray something in their eye to see how it effects them. I think its safe to say that shit hurts.
*Euthanasia (of humans): In some cases there needs to be more of it. As for me, if i were
*Cloning / Genetic research: I think its about time we got something remotely futuristic sounding underway. Im still waiting on my goddamn flying car and 3 course meals in pill form.
*Bad spelling / grammar: I cant spell and I cant string together a decent sentence. However, people who "tYp3 7yK3 tH!5" make my uncoordinated hands cripple up with hatred.
Other
*How did you find out about this community?: Late night LJ-searchage
*Promote us one place and tell us where: add_me
*Having fun?: I think I orgasmed a few questions back.
*Why do you want to be apart of this community?: Because you guys seem super cool?
*What is your definition of "fake" and why do you think you are not? Eh, to me "fake" is when someone pretends to be something their not just to get someone's approval. I dont think Im fake because I dont act like Im something Im not. I like the things I like, and people can accept that or not.
*Describe yourself in two sentences or less, GO GOD DAMMIT! I like to eat cookies from Subway. Sometimes when I laugh I pee on myself just a little bit.
*And, show us at least one picture of yourself:
