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[___hopelessness]

so i'm going to shoot corey in the face because he apparently told doug that when i get online i flirt with 457890 guys and say i'm single.

wtf is that shit?

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[_laceratedlover]

That is complete bullshit. I know for a fact you don't. Whose ass do I need to stick a crucifix in?

[_mule]

...that's a very exact number.

[__frenetic]

Who's Corey? I'll shoot him in the face for you. 'Cause that's definitely the contrary. You never flirt, and the only guy I've ever seen you talk about is Doug. ;-)