i can't get around the fact that i have ten fingers and ten toes and two arms and two legs and a face and a torso and all necessary orifices, yet still i feel unfortunate ( Read more... )

i may hold the world record for most glances at a clock within one minute.

fuck fulltimejobs.

get yer body in motion.

myspace.

yeh yeh. again.
that means if you read this i would really hope for you to add me and make friendly.

because i need friends right now.

those movements weren't human ( Read more... )

please go here.

watch the horror with eyeballs video.
it's a krystalbrittnee favorite.

a true crowd pleaser.
an adventure.
at least a giggle.

yay highspeed internet!

meep meep meep.
loooooosted three lbs. man.

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i'm trying to decide on who in my life has shaped who i am at this tender age of 19almost20 ( Read more... )

playing nice apparently doesn't mask scoffing or amusement.
not-in-a-good-way-amusement.

i just don't have anything for you.
for the bunch of you, really.
for the bunch of anyone.

i'm pretty much finished with having a good attitude.