Ok, so it's not based on SSDH, and it's shitty looking. But it took me some fucking time [not that you can tell] so it's staying up for atleast a day. Atleast.God, it's hideous
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Yeah but Jenna is free, because she's deeply in love with you, and you can spend hours talking to eachother on the phone and sharing hot fudge sundaes. You both share a love for bunnies and electric pencil sharpeners, and she gives the best back massages in the world. Jenna is your soulmate, whereas the hooker is an empty shell, and so are you when you fuck her to try and fill that empty void in your life. Not you specifically, but just speaking in general terms. Besides... the hooker has HIV so you will die. Maybe. And she only has 4 teeth. And they're brown.
Who the hell wants to talk to a chick after you've fucked her? and no teeth = win, don't have to worry about her accidentally biting while giving head.... man this hooker just keeps getting better. I'm sold
brody is like... sex. she's my total slut. <3 i hate my layout. but i liked yours before you changed it. haha. layouts are like girls and their self esteem. we all secretly think we look shitty at some point or another, but we think other girls look good/better than us. it's such a sad thing.
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And they're SHARP. And she tends to get lockjaw quite a bit.
And her name is Ruth. Who the fuck wants to do someone named RUTH?
Blech.
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i like your layout. i need a layout. fuck.
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i hate my layout. but i liked yours before you changed it. haha. layouts are like girls and their self esteem. we all secretly think we look shitty at some point or another, but we think other girls look good/better than us. it's such a sad thing.
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