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[___lovemetender]

I'm really relieved that all I'm left with is a good story and no guilt whatsoever.
I've always got good stories. Maybe because I'm never afraid to laugh at myself.

When Dennis got his birthday card full of bills today he said he was going to lick a stripper's ass, slap a dollar on it, and say, "That's for Sasha." And that's why I love my job.

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[killedonfriday]

LOL @ DENNIS