I want to be friends with whoever I want, show whatever emotions I'm feeling, and not be expected to be smiling from ear-to-ear all the time.

So today, my phone rang, and Clinton answered it, and it was some recording, and the first thing it said was, "Do you hate homosexuals as much as I do?" It was really funny.

I guess you had to be there.

I think I'm doing a pretty good job.
When you're happier, I'm happier.

I'm going to start trying as hard as I can.