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[___neville___]

I really think this computer thing is going to do me in. Most of the time, I can't even control my wand properly! And now a computer? Oh well, at least the thought of writing about my thoughts and feelings does sound like it could be fun

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[_weasleyking_]

Nice to see you on here, mate. I'm still trying to get the hang of these Muggle machines. And this net thing. This stuff is weird.

[___neville___]

It's nice to see you on here too, Ron! Yes this net stuff is weird. I keep forgetting my password!!!

[ginny_ginger]

Neville! How was your Summer? And how's your gran?

I keep accidentally going to really weird web pages on this thing. One of them was where all these people were selling their old stuff. They were even selling old dentures! It was quite odd.

[___neville___]

Hi Ginny! My summer was boring as usual. How was yours. My grandmother is doing just fine, thanks for asking.

Why would anyone want to buy someone else's old stuff? That doesn't make any sense! Leave it to muggles to come up with something crazy like that.

[ginny_ginger]

Pretty boring compared to what had been going on at the school before hand. Parents have been working a lot lately with all that's been going on.

Especially just some random person they've never met before who's done god knows what with it.

[diabolic_davis]

I heard that you died over the summer. I'm rather surprised to see you back. Why aren't you dead? I could've sworn someone told me you died by inhaling your own vomit whilst acutely intoxicated. Unless you're a zombie. Are you a zombie?

[ginny_ginger]

Yes, Neville is a zombie. Well, sort of. He's more like an extra-concentrated ghost crossed with an inferi. It's all a sad state of affairs.

[diabolic_davis]

So he doesn't eat brains?

[ginny_ginger]

Only if they're properly marinated. He thinks they're good with a bit of celery salt and balsamic vinegar, but that's worst case scenario. He prefers them sit over night in a nice, delicate marinade.