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[pondhouse]

why is your bike in your bed? are you sleeping with it? how do you do it with a bike? i didnt realize you were so kinky

the bike is muy hawt.
sorry i didnt get you buttons in time for the show. starting school again + other valid, yet equally lame, excuses.

road bikes are scary to ride.

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cuzzzz im rarely home when the sun is up these days to take photos outside.

bike sex usually involves me using a really big shiny tool and lots of lube. i have to use all my strength and probably make lots of grunting and screaming noises.

its okay, button slave. i'll forgive you this time.