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This show seriously finds the most talented kids ever
House "ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! attica?"
LOL House has to look at foreign objects in poo
Slut *takes shirt off*
House "Kinda had access through the shirt. This will work."
House "Go up his rear...get a smear"
House "That is so not zen"
Cuddy "She's called you 15 times! You're mother's not that interested in you!"
House "She's not dangerous she's insightful"
House *inhaling anesthesia*
Wilson "Out of vicodin?"
Cuddy "Are we stopping here so House doesn't find us?"
Wilson "Unless you wanna make out?"
House looooves jailbait
House "If I leave her alone can I have my carpet back?"
Cuddy "No"
House "If I forget about my carpet can I have her?"
Chase "Just because you have 15 minutes of free time outside doesn't mean you spend it eating a bush"
Holy shit look at his eyes!
Church scene = priceless
House "You say sick I say freestyling"
*slut is sick not really in love with house*
House "Damn.......damn...........DAMN!"
eeeewww worms in the eye. I'm never eating sand again
Cuddy "House doesn't have *insert medical term here*. It's simple. He's a jerk."
boy *gives House his psp*
Wilson "That was a ten"
LOL House got his carpet back
Previews: Did I see the evil Ana Lucia in an upcoming episode?