Absolutly adore the House Quotes. I took 43, 53, 69 and 80.
I'd LOVE Cameron's whole "Sex could kill you" Speech from s1. If it's not too long:
Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. [She pauses to catch her breath] Chase: [He is speechless] Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm? Foreman: [enters] Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
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I'd LOVE Cameron's whole "Sex could kill you" Speech from s1. If it's not too long:
Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Chase: [He is speechless]
Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Foreman: [enters]
Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
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These are all great, and if my computer could handle it, I would take them all. Alas, it can't, so I'll figure out which ones to snag... eventually.
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