captains log: 26th of decemberrroi - still living it up like a ghetto rapper

[___shenzi]

well things have settled right in here, im working a comfy 12 hours a day, by choice mind you because on the free days i have at the end of my stay here, im going on the most ludicrous shopping spree that one could have in this steamy kingom of cheap and hilarious cool crap

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guitar is for the week, unmanly and cowardly

[anonymous]

hey hey,
the "monkey's trumpet"??? you silly bugger! How hilarious, idiot. you have to teach me how to insult westerners in balinese. that will prove to be an indispensible skill in the future, i'm sure.

Hey monkey boy, did you try checking the batteries??? I put new ones in just recently so if it doesn't work it must be because you are gay or something.

For ever in rapturous brotherly love,
Martin
Most uncowardly basslord of the underverse.

[anonymous]

Only a mere 12 hour work day? Kids are getting soft these days. I bet you even get to sit down as well. Question: Do you get to keep your uniform when you come home AND will the shorts stay ultra white? Glad to hear you weren't KO'd by any explosions or tsunamis so far, but be sure to post on here if you do. Glad to hear you're having a good time, and make the most of it bruss,

Take care, - ALAN