if you need to laugh....
UNCtarheelRCH: yo
xEpic Scene: wudduppp homieee
UNCtarheelRCH: did u come to school today?
xEpic Scene: nope, no exams. hellz yeah
UNCtarheelRCH: yeah well we can't all take dance. and teen living. some of us aren't slackers
xEpic Scene: uhhh it was dance and art, duhhh
xEpic Scene: i have a teen living exam tomorrow stupid
UNCtarheelRCH: yeah whats that one going to be about... teen living.. step 1) breathe... o wait is it about drugs and stuff? Someone offers drugs, you say : a)yes b)yes please (manners first) c)no d)all of the above
xEpic Scene: hahahha
xEpic Scene: its about getting pregnant and sewing. my two favorite things
UNCtarheelRCH: at the same time? thatd be hard
xEpic Scene: well you know me, a multitasker
UNCtarheelRCH: i know but it seems even if ur careful someones gonna get they're eye poked out
xEpic Scene: so what if there a little bit of blood everywhere? at least i can get my sweater done
UNCtarheelRCH: for the new arrival. its just faster production, the way i see it
xEpic Scene: hahah
xEpic Scene: so how have your exams been going?
UNCtarheelRCH: well... except for nelsons... didn't really get that one
xEpic Scene: those sentences were hard as crap. oh well
xEpic Scene: have you had world history yet?
UNCtarheelRCH: no but i don't need to study
UNCtarheelRCH: mines open book
xEpic Scene: GOD I HATE YOU
xEpic Scene: i have troxell and shes pretty much the antichrist
xEpic Scene: blehhh
UNCtarheelRCH: we used to call maxey that
xEpic Scene: ms maxeys hot ;]
UNCtarheelRCH: the sprint bell before 4th period was called "hells bells"
xEpic Scene: hahahha. where do you come up with this stuff?
UNCtarheelRCH: i just think fast. its why my attention span is what it is
UNCtarheelRCH: i can't focus on one thing for longer than 3 seconds... i'll ask a question and forget to listen to the answer sometimes
xEpic Scene: hahahha
xEpic Scene: your so weird
xEpic Scene: i think you do crack personally
UNCtarheelRCH: yeah.. i live arbor run (aka the ghetto)
UNCtarheelRCH: lotta those no good computer salesmen are drug dealers
xEpic Scene: hahah. ohhhyeeee.
xEpic Scene: i think spring field farms has alot more shoot outs though
UNCtarheelRCH: i saw some poor phillipeno kid take a bullet to the back of the head
xEpic Scene: what>?!?!?!/
xEpic Scene: CARL?!?!?!
UNCtarheelRCH: luckily it was carl so his huge head cushioned the shot and it just bounced off
xEpic Scene: ahhahah. YES I WAS RIGHT
UNCtarheelRCH: he bit me today
xEpic Scene: uhhhhhm.
UNCtarheelRCH: on my arm. i called him "phillip"
xEpic Scene: WHAT THE HELL
xEpic Scene: why??
UNCtarheelRCH: phillipeno... he apparently hates the name and the only logical course of action was to bite my arm
UNCtarheelRCH: hope i don't turn asian
xEpic Scene: HAHAHAH
xEpic Scene: HAHAHHA
xEpic Scene: OMG. im dying of laughter
xEpic Scene: thats so mean though
UNCtarheelRCH: i know... but if i get some asian bird flu i'm gonna be pissed
xEpic Scene: hahah
xEpic Scene: did his teeth puncture the skin
xEpic Scene: and blood?
UNCtarheelRCH: no.. i don't think so
UNCtarheelRCH: it all happened so fast...
xEpic Scene: haha
xEpic Scene: well i hope you dont turn asian
UNCtarheelRCH: me too.. i like having eyes that can actually see things
xEpic Scene: awww
xEpic Scene: they can still see with slanty eyes
UNCtarheelRCH: how though? its why they lost WWII, they couldn't see us coming
xEpic Scene: HAHAH
xEpic Scene: HAHAHAHH
xEpic Scene: thats a good point
xEpic Scene: maybe they just lie and act like they can see. hmmm
UNCtarheelRCH: its worth looking into. haha looking... nvm. i got meg sorta pissed at me today
xEpic Scene: WHY?1
UNCtarheelRCH: after she panicked sense she couldn't find anyone to be with at lunch and tried to call u (she hung up though since she throught you were sleeping... slacker), we took the biology exam
UNCtarheelRCH: and she got a 96
UNCtarheelRCH: she was all happy till she saw my grade
xEpic Scene: did you get like a 150? stupid bitch?/
UNCtarheelRCH: 101 but same difference
xEpic Scene: DUDE
xEpic Scene: i bet i got like a 7
UNCtarheelRCH: stupid bitch?/
xEpic Scene: for being smart
xEpic Scene: you are a stupid bitch
xEpic Scene: AND BY THE WAY I WOKE UP AT LIKE 9:30. i couldnt sleep
UNCtarheelRCH: aww poor baby
xEpic Scene: SHUTUP
xEpic Scene: i got alot done today
xEpic Scene: i cleaned my room AND vaccumed
xEpic Scene: and like 3 load of laundry
xEpic Scene: so i wasnt just sitting at home doing nothing
UNCtarheelRCH: practicing for that teen living exam i see
xEpic Scene: i just busted out laughing. and my mom was like what the hell?
UNCtarheelRCH: hi meagan's mom
xEpic Scene: ryan
xEpic Scene: my name is MEGAN
xEpic Scene: M-E-G-A-N
UNCtarheelRCH: thats what i meant
UNCtarheelRCH: typo
xEpic Scene: dont forget that. ever.
UNCtarheelRCH: of course
xEpic Scene: >:o
UNCtarheelRCH: well c'mon u should post that somewhere
UNCtarheelRCH: i put my name in my sn
UNCtarheelRCH: the RCH part
xEpic Scene: i figured that out along time ago
UNCtarheelRCH: really? no one gets that
xEpic Scene: i didnt get the unc part though
xEpic Scene: JUST KIDDING
UNCtarheelRCH: one day i was talking to that dumb ho chelsea felton. i was pulling a prank and telling her we had "hooked up" one night so i could try and get a story out of her... she was like "is this ryan hurd? is that what the RCH stands for?" and i said "no, it means rich"
UNCtarheelRCH: she believed me
xEpic Scene: hhahah
xEpic Scene: omggg
xEpic Scene: your too funny
UNCtarheelRCH: thanks. tell me if i get annoying though, i never learned where that line is
xEpic Scene: haha
xEpic Scene: i never find laughing annoying. so if you can make me laugh then your never annoying.
xEpic Scene: but some find my laughing annoying. idk "/
UNCtarheelRCH: aw thats not cool. i hate it when someone tells me "you laugh weird." i get all self-concious
xEpic Scene: gahh me too. except i dont really laugh. it kinda starts off as a scream. then when i realise that im screaming. i laugh. this is confusing.
UNCtarheelRCH: i think i know... does it go like HAAAAAAAAAA-hahaha
UNCtarheelRCH: like that one really loud first laugh
xEpic Scene: YESYESYESYSYESYEYS
xEpic Scene: but dont forget the squeaky/screamish part
UNCtarheelRCH: i know how it goes
UNCtarheelRCH: thats not as bad as the people who hack up a lung when they laugh
xEpic Scene: hahaha yeah. or snort like a pig. aka sam
UNCtarheelRCH: hahaha i forgot about that one
UNCtarheelRCH: i didn't know harry potter laughed like that
xEpic Scene: of course she does
xEpic Scene: how else is a harry potter freak supposed to laugh?
UNCtarheelRCH: menacingly?... like Voldemort?... o i saw pics of her on megs phone since i had to find something to do for the hour and a half we had left after our exam
UNCtarheelRCH: she looks like harry from the nose up
xEpic Scene: HAHHA
xEpic Scene: ive never noticed that. but yeah i guess she does
xEpic Scene: DID YOU SEE ANY PICS OF ME?!?
UNCtarheelRCH: yeah
UNCtarheelRCH: there was some of you. the one that sticks out in my mind (mostly because it didn't look like someone took the picture as they were falling down like most of them do) was one with u and ur phone
UNCtarheelRCH: for some reason that was picture-worthy
xEpic Scene: hahaha
xEpic Scene: i dont remember taking that one
xEpic Scene: weird
UNCtarheelRCH: o yeah there was u and ur phone... u were using its built in jumper-cables to restart someone's car
xEpic Scene: :-(
xEpic Scene: im gonna measure it
xEpic Scene: then im gonna measure a normal phone
xEpic Scene: and YOULL SEE HOW MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE THERE IS
UNCtarheelRCH: ur phone is like if someone called me on my graphing calculator
xEpic Scene: HAHAH
xEpic Scene: WOULDNT THAT BE SO AWESOME!?!?
xEpic Scene: OMG I WANT A GRAPHING CALCULATOR PHONE
xEpic Scene: i bet ms maxey will end up inventing one
UNCtarheelRCH: she wouldn't call anyone
UNCtarheelRCH: numbers don't talk
xEpic Scene: HHAH.
xEpic Scene: she can call ms pruett. or me ;]
UNCtarheelRCH: or text u with her new sn : numbernext10isC
xEpic Scene: AHAH
xEpic Scene: DUDE. personally i found that funny
xEpic Scene: god thats my new sn
UNCtarheelRCH: really? thatd be so cool, please do it and i'll feel like for once one of my ideas turned into a good one
xEpic Scene: i seriously think i am
UNCtarheelRCH: awesome, ur password can be "i'm sorry thats incorrect"
xEpic Scene: hahahah
xEpic Scene: no you got it wrong
xEpic Scene: its just "thats incorrect"
xEpic Scene: while shes secretely thinking "god your such a stupid ugly child for not knowing that answer"
UNCtarheelRCH: she stares at me when i get it wrong
xEpic Scene: I KNOW.
xEpic Scene: and i think you should start doing your proofs the other way again. before she has a heart attack again when you say no i didnt do it that way
UNCtarheelRCH: i know... for old time's sake
UNCtarheelRCH: back when the times were simple
xEpic Scene: hahah
xEpic Scene: i had trouble with that first proof on the exam
xEpic Scene: stupid bitch
UNCtarheelRCH: how were you doing during the exam? taylor was shaking and sam was spazing
xEpic Scene: hahah. i was either sucking my snot back up into my nose, whipping it on my sleeve, or about to piss my pants
UNCtarheelRCH: u too?!?
xEpic Scene: YESSS
UNCtarheelRCH: i felt so dumb being sick
xEpic Scene: i finally was like "shit im goin to the bathroom"
xEpic Scene: haha, im surprised you didnt hear me stuggling to breath
UNCtarheelRCH: thats what i had to do
UNCtarheelRCH: i went to the bathroom early on though
xEpic Scene: i went after i gave up on the first proof
xEpic Scene: cause it was making me have to go even worse
UNCtarheelRCH: i felt like a retard when i asked her for a tissue
xEpic Scene: she probably thought you were too.
UNCtarheelRCH: then she just throughs a piece of paper towel at me
xEpic Scene: hahah, yeah i think i saw that
UNCtarheelRCH: o gee thanks, this can probably take care of 1/1000000000 of what i need it too
xEpic Scene: i was like "damn, what a bitch"
xEpic Scene: using your sleeve is better anyways. much more sanitary and better looking
UNCtarheelRCH: haha.... note to self, never get near megan's sleeve when she's sick... i didn't have a sleeve though so i was screwed
xEpic Scene: ahahha
xEpic Scene: good job on the spelling
UNCtarheelRCH: thanks
UNCtarheelRCH: i wish i knew what i got on nelson's test but, knowing her, we won't find out till may
xEpic Scene: AHAH
xEpic Scene: HAHAHA
xEpic Scene: hopefully wednesday
xEpic Scene: when we go back
UNCtarheelRCH: o yeah we have a break...
UNCtarheelRCH: which reminds me
UNCtarheelRCH: my annual Martin Luther King Jr. party is monday
xEpic Scene: hahah, WHAT?!?!
UNCtarheelRCH: bring a minority of ur choice and its free admission
xEpic Scene: I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE SILLY
xEpic Scene: haha
UNCtarheelRCH: sadly there is no MLK jr party. u know i live in the ghetto though
xEpic Scene: hahah. darn :-(
xEpic Scene: yeah im sure i could find you on the side of the road somewhere
UNCtarheelRCH: dealing crack... i'm not good enough to deal crack, i'd have to smart small...i'm a dip dealer..
xEpic Scene: ohhh yeah. just to be on the safe side
UNCtarheelRCH: smart small... geez i'm on crack right now...
xEpic Scene: hahaha. luckily i figured it out
UNCtarheelRCH: i must be going. there is chinese food to be eaten in the kitchen (theres a serious asian theme to today)
xEpic Scene: HAHAHA
xEpic Scene: have fun pretending to be carl
UNCtarheelRCH: after i'm done eating i'm going to go make stuff to sell to the americans
xEpic Scene: AWESOME!
xEpic Scene: hhaah
UNCtarheelRCH: see ya
xEpic Scene: byeeeeee
UNCtarheelRCH signed off at 6:08:25 PM.