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after 2 mimosas and a screwdriver we decided to go to the strip club
we continued with a bottle of jack and 3 tall cans which i decided to through in the street screaming "it's my bachelorette party!!!"
we showed up to the strip club in a stretch hummer limo and the guy drove us for free hahaha
emily was raped by a strippers boobs and was forced to motorboat them
i kept on with the notion that it was my bachelorette party and everyone kept telling me not to get married
i was drunk enough to think it was a good idea to get on stage and dance with the stripper
we eventually got kicked out because we weren't tipping and we were too drunk
some gay guy wearing leather booty shorts asked if he could give me a bachelorette kiss
then emily and i ended the night face planting into the sidewalk
and that was my first experience at a strip club.
hahahahahha
the guys that gave me a toast
at our best
marty told me not to get married
sam to the rescue
our driver
SPRING BREAK
boys noizeee
patty's day cereal
drunk dying
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