A story for supper.

[___xeroxicideee]

Story time

Comments

[kingof_fagtown]

Damn nigga.
Sounds like youz about to slap a bitch UP!

But I understand your concerns, I'd be all like, "HELL NAW." and stuff her face with cheese so she can't SHIT for a WEEK.

[___xeroxicideee]

Hahahhahaha, i literally just laughed out loud. hahaha, that is the greatest thing i have ever fucking heard!
hahahah
i love you!

[kingof_fagtown]

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVEEEEE! *falls off cliff*

[kissedxmexdead]

Herpe? Herpe.

[___xeroxicideee]

dingdingding!

Definitely herpe!

[funwithakiwi]

I'll send Cthulhu after her. I mean, it will mean rising an apocalyptic entity that will destroy the world, but she'll be the first to go.

I'm sorry, by the by, and I think you should make easy-lax brownies for her...

unless laxatives scramble fetus brains...

hmmm....

[funwithakiwi]

By the way, I miss you and I think we should hang out and catch up.

???

yesyes?

[___xeroxicideee]

Yes!
I think that would be really neat.
I'm totally off work all weekend and week, aside from Saturday 6pm-10pm.
You might be able to help me actually.
I need a crazy zoom lens for my camera, got advice?
You can go with me to pick one up or something.