ah... immaturity

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poo poo!

1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented poo poo, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
2. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in poo poo.
3. Poo poo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
4. Poo poo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than poo

Comments

[daisy2800]

Poo poo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than poo poo.

HAHAHAHA

[foogeywoogey]

i took a poo poo today. it was satisfactory.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lise!

1. You can tell if Lise has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Lise.
3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Lise!
4. The fingerprints of Lise are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. Lise can live for up to a week without a head!

[pagina21]

Hey! Lise posted on LJ...weird.