I AM BRILLIANT
The Basics
Name: ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE: CAROLINE MELISSA. YOU MAY CALL ME CARLY.
Birth date: 07/11/1988
Location: MOSTLY AIRPORT TERMINALS AND COFFEE SHOPS
Gender: FEMALE
Orientation: STRAIGHT, BUT WILLING TO COMPROMISE.
Relationship Status: PART OF THE WOEFULL AND JOYOUS SINGLE MASS.
Your Life
Do you go to school?: YES.
What do you want as your future profession?: ANY AND ALL OF THE FOLLOWING: AUTHOR, SURGEON, TEACHER, PROFESSOR, ARTIST. THERE IS NO LIMITATION IN LIFE, JUST THE EXPECTATION THAT YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING BECAUSE OF TIME AND MONEY ISSUES. I FIND THIS A FALLACY.
What are your hobbies?: ANYTHING WHERE I CAN CREATE AND INSPIRE!
Do you have a job?: YES. COMMISIONED JOURNALIST.
What are your goals for the future?: MAKE SOME PEOPLE, A LOT OF PEOPLE, LAUGH AND SMILE. MAKE A SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE IN SOME PEOPLES' LIVES AT THE VERY LEAST. THROW SOME PEOPLE OFF WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TOO.
Any notable achievements?: IF I CAN STAND BACK AND SAY IT WAS WORTH IT, IT'S NOTABLE TO ME. I DON'T LIKE AWARD LISTINGS.
Your Top 5
Your five favorite bands: (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) THE APPLESEED CAST, GODSPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR, BRIGHT EYES, THE DECEMBERISTS, MOGWAI
Your five favorite cds: THE 28 DAYS LATER SOUNDTRACK, FEVERS AND MIRRORS, THE MIX CD THAT ROXANNE GAVE ME, OWL VOLUME 1, TWO CONVERSATIONS
Your five favorite movies: 28 DAYS LATER, PRINCESS MONONOKE, AMELIE, INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, GRAVE OF FIREFLIES,
Your five favorite authors: DAVE EGGERS, ANNE MCCAFFREY, ORSON SCOTT CARD, MICHAEL CHABON, M.T. ANDERSON
Your five favorite books: A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS, ENDER'S GAME, THE GIVER, BRAVE NEW WORLD, THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE
Your five favorite websites (please provide links):1)FAVORITE(PROFESSIONAL) CONCEPTUAL ARTIST
2)FAVORITE ART SITE
3)FAVORITE (NONPROFESSIONAL) ARTIST
4)I DON'T QUITE GET IT BUT I LOVE IT.
5)GOOD FOR PROCRASTINATION
Your five favorite places: 1) 826 VALENCIA PIRATE SUPPLY STORE AND WRITING CENTER (MORE SPECIFICALLY, THEY'RE FISH TANK MEDITATION CORNER)
2)2958 PINE STREET
3) THAT OLD SWINGSET THEY TORE DOWN IN CYPRESSHEAD
4) BORDERS ON UNIVERSITY DRIVE
5) S.F. MUSEUM OF MODERN ART.
Your five favorite foods:
1) NOODLE PUDDING
2)LOX
3)SUSHI
4) GABI'S MANDAL BREAD(NO REALLY. THAT'S FUCKING GOOD BISCOTTI MANDAL)
5) IRA'S MOM'S BABKA CAKE.
Your five favorite animals:
1) PLATYPUS
2)HAGFISH
3)WHALE SHARK
4) MIDGET BEARS
5) UTAH RAPTORS
Your five favorite games:
1) CHECKERS
2) MAKING ASHLEY LAUGH WHILE SHE'S DRINKING SODA/MILK
3)CRANIUM
4) CAPTURE THE FLAG
5) ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES ME CHASING SOMETHING.
Do You
Plan ahead or live for the moment?: LIVE FOR THE MOMENT, BUT PLAN AHEAD WHEN IT IS REQUIRED OF ME.
Make friends easily?: YES.
Cherish your family?: OF COURSE.
Feel that brains are more important that beauty?: YES.
Judge someone by their musical taste?: NO, BUT I'LL GET A SMALL IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE LIKE.
Take risks?: SURE.
Allow yourself to be creative?: ALWAYS!
Open up easily?:NO. BUT I CAN EASILY MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I DO OR MAKE IT SEEM AS IF THERE'S NOTHING WRONG TO OPEN UP ABOUT.
Have any true passions?: EVERYONE SHOULD.
Believe in one true love?: NO, I BELIEVE YOU CAN LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN LIFE, AND EACH LOVE WILL BE JUST AS VALID.
Miscellaneous
Make us laugh with a joke, story, or picture:
LARGELY FOR ONE GAME PLAYER'S AMUSEMENT
Tell us a little-known fact about you: IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR ME TO RANDOMLY EXPLODE AND THEN PIECE MYSELF BACK TOGETHER.
What makes you different?: EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. IT'S DIFFERENT THEN YOU, ISN'T IT?
What is your weakness?: TRUSTING PEOPLE FAR TOO MUCH.
Brilliant Beauty
Flatter the Mods: FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYTHING, BUT THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF.
Prettiest Member: YOU CAN TAKE THIS QUESTION, AND HONESTLY, SHOVE IT. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING GORGEOUS.
Smartest Member: GABI. SHE GOOD SMART.
What makes someone "brilliant"?: THEIR ABILITY TO THINK OF SOMETHING, ANYTHING, IN A TIME OF CRISIS OR PEACE. THEY CAN LOOK AT SOMETHING AND THINK ABOUT IT IN MORE THAN ONE WAY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY CAN MAKE OF IT.
What makes someone "beautiful"?: THE ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE THE GOOD IN PEOPLE, THE WORLD, AND LIFE IN GENERAL DESPITE WHAT A SITUATION MAY BE.
Why do you want to join?: FEAR OF GABI BANNING ME. SUCH A GREAT FEAR IT IS.
Vanity
Post at least 3 pictures of yourself with at least 1 clear shot of your face and one clear shot of your body.
LATER.
Post a 100x100 picture of yourself
THINK OF THIS AS A SUBSTITUTE
IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE.