Australopithecus mindfuckedae

[__burn_me_silly]

I must just get a kick out of my constant self-sabotage, because it... makes my life so... seasoned... and also, completely, fruitless. Yeah, that's it. Similar to having spicy market-fruit thrown at my head basically all the time

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[ash_dawg_87]

Hear. You.

And, I have reason to believe that our mothers are actually the same person and working an international shift rota.

[__burn_me_silly]

can't be possible. i've seen my mom work round the clock... only she can teleport. which is very possible. evil hag.