so i have a bunch of secrets about drugs and stealing and love, but those feel cheap. so i leave you with this: when i was 4 i accidentally pooped in the bathtub and had to fish it out with papertowels before my mom found out.
hah.. this should be anonymous..track02June 7 2005, 05:23:41 UTC
one of our toilets is broken right now, so sometimes i just piss in the sink. it's not like the other bathroom is far away or anything, i'm just lazy. at least i don't crap in there..
and if you can't use that, here's another:
when i was in first grade, i sometimes used to go without wearing underwear.. and then one day i somehow wore a pair of jeans with this huge hole in the back. i didn't even notice until i sat in my seat at school, and i could feel the cold metal. i had to go the rest of the day leaning against walls and making sure i was at the end of the line and stuff. luckily, no one caught it (or at least didn't say anything about..), but it was still enough to make me start wearing underwear everyday.. and checking for huge holes in my pants.
- i drink too much and i don't feel bad- i like two boys, one of whom is my boyfriend of two and a half years - i always lie to my mom about where i am - i've stayed the night at my friend blake's house 5 days out of the past week and nobody knows - i got high last week and smashed my nose on a screen door and i can't tell my family why my nose hurts so much
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when i was 4 i accidentally pooped in the bathtub and had to fish it out with papertowels before my mom found out.
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how will i know if you used this?
do i have to tell you who i am?
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and if you can't use that, here's another:
when i was in first grade, i sometimes used to go without wearing underwear.. and then one day i somehow wore a pair of jeans with this huge hole in the back. i didn't even notice until i sat in my seat at school, and i could feel the cold metal. i had to go the rest of the day leaning against walls and making sure i was at the end of the line and stuff. luckily, no one caught it (or at least didn't say anything about..), but it was still enough to make me start wearing underwear everyday.. and checking for huge holes in my pants.
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- i always lie to my mom about where i am
- i've stayed the night at my friend blake's house 5 days out of the past week and nobody knows
- i got high last week and smashed my nose on a screen door and i can't tell my family why my nose hurts so much
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